Messy McDonald

Sexual fetiche involving the usage of edibles, typically barbecue sauces during sexual intercourse.

Couples need to be in a sitting posture, with the part on the top in charge of the sauce spreading.

The most common situation involves rubbing the condiment on the laying's part chest.
Jack and Joan got aroused with all the barbecue handling during their company's end-of-year party and sneaked-out to pamper a messy McDonald in their car.
by fidelito_ca December 19, 2010
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McDonald’s Money

Something you didn’t have and your parents wouldn’t give you as a kid.
Me: Mom, can we get McDonald’s?

Mom: You got McDonald’s Money?

Me: No, I guess I’ll mow Mr. Johnson’s lawn for the 3rd time this month.
by PhilaMatt April 26, 2023
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Ronald McDonald Phase

A phase mainly 12vies fall into these days. This phase is a phase that dresses and face itself like their Lord and Saviour, Ronald McDonald. The only meals they'll eat is McDonalds 24/7, cuz why not.
They even fantasize Ronald McDonalds and make heaps of fan fiction cuz that's what their purpose life is.
They Claim that it is NOT a PHASE.
12vie: "It's NOT A PHASE MOMM... I REALLY AM RONALD MCDONALD"
*Mom facepalm at their mistaken child at their Ronald McDonald Phase
by I*Am*A*Mistake June 22, 2018
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McDonald County Snack Tray

When a sexual partner fills your vagina with canned cheese, puts a cracker under your anus and penetrates your rectum with a summer sausage with the skin removed thus forcing the cheese onto the cracker and the summer sausage to be crimped off by the anus. Eating said cracker sandwich.
My mother let me have a McDonald County snack tray at the family picnic this weekend!!!
by Mccountychubbybuddy December 17, 2024
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Jake McDonald

A person who has indescribable amounts of rizz. They tend to be mid at Fortnite and is willing to fly to another state to meet a person they met on Fortnite. (no criticism though)
Man1: that person is so dedicated and has lots of rizz
Man2: that person is such a Jake McDonald
by NEOblitz86 June 29, 2024
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Jake McDonald

A person who has indescribable amounts of rizz. They tend to be mid at Fortnite and is willing to fly to another state to meet a person they met on Fortnite. (no criticism though)
Man1: that person is so dedicated and has lots of rizz
Man2: that person is such a Jake McDonald
by NEOblitz86 June 29, 2024
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McDonald's nuggets

A perfect snack to feed your chickens and any children in your basement. Also,

it's nice to feast on everyday if you don't mind having shit food.
Katelyn: I'm hungry
Ava: have some McDonald's nuggets you fat shit
by GrandmasThickCrunchyCookies April 11, 2020
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