McDonalds

The place where employees will make you want to go to new york just so you can jump off the empire state building. Employees get your order wrong. No icecream. Coffee from the sun. the only good part of mcdonalds are the fries

Kyle: *Throws away full container of mcdonalds fried*
Bob: *Cocks Gun*

by jhyutfrdedtcvygbhj October 29, 2021

McDonalds

diabetes on a plate

people are loving mcdonalds but they wont be loving the diabetes theyll get when they fucking overdose on it

by discordmod January 7, 2021

McDonald's Sprite

A holy liquid, it's recipe said to be pass down throughout the generations of the Mcdonalds family. Straight-up battery acid in a cup, the most spiciest liquid you'll ever pour into your mouth-hole. It deserves to be in the periodic table. The substance alone can make a dead person come back to life. Can make a child foam at the mouth.

Bro 1: hey, dude, what does McDonald's Sprite taste like?
Bro 2: Aw hell naw, not that battery acid! It's so spicy it needs a spot on the periodic table!
Bro 3: How dare you invoke the name of such a holy substance? *butts into the conversation*
Bro 2: Who brought you in this conversation, Bro 3?
Bro 3: The McDonald's Sprite!

by isopods_are_glorious May 13, 2024

McDonald's Relationship

Much like the unhealthy chain restaurant, a McDonald's Relationship is a quick and ready seni-romantic relationship between two consenting adults. Like the "food" from the aforementioned cheap food dispensary, this type of relationship is toxic and the psuedo love experienced leaves your system as fast as your body disposes of a Big Mac from your bowels. The emotions experienced are as nutritious as that dang Mcflurry you like to choke down!

Bill: I went out on a date with a chick last night but she turned out to be a dude and hit me in the eye with her dangus!

Seamus: Bill, you have to stop it with this McDonald's relationship problem you have.

Bill: We get married next week...

by Dr.FartScientist October 3, 2020

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 9, 2025

McDonalds chick

a girl (probably your girlfriend) that will sit in mcdonalds and eat with you with joy.

Robert: There goes Conrad with his McDonalds chick

Andrew: Damn! he's soo lucky having someone that will eat McDonald's with him, I wish i could be him.

by Polish Troll B4L March 16, 2011

Mcdonald's Relationship

Much like the unhealthy chain restaurant, a McDonald's Relationship is a quick and ready seni-romantic relationship between two consenting adults. Like the "food" from the aforementioned cheap food dispensary, this type of relationship is toxic and the psuedo love experienced leaves your system as fast as your body disposes of a Big Mac from your bowels. The emotions experienced are as nutritious as that dang Mcflurry you like to choke down!

Jay: Yo, this chick I met in Target like gave me her number and I like called her and applied pressure for her to let me hit dat and she like came over and hit me in the eye with her dick. I then realized she was actually a dude.

Jermayne: Jay, my man,you got to stop havin' dose friggin' McDonald's relationship wit dees hoes, and git dose fuckin' Mickey D fries out ya mouf when you be talkin' to me!

Jay: I think I'm a gonna marry him... at least when my black eye goes away.

Jermayne: I am SMHing my head at you right now dawg.

by Dr.FartScientist October 4, 2020