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long hour

film hour, chased by spouses, regularly best
long hour is our best time
by man!? August 16, 2018
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Long hauler

Sally knew Joe as a bit of a long hauler.
by Caasi Notwen September 25, 2020
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Long nuts

It is when your girlfriend sucks on your nits so much they turn purple and they reach maximum LENGTH
SHE SUCKED ON THEM SO I AHAVE LONG NUTS
by Niger ass hair December 29, 2020
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long chicken

(Male)
When you are having protected sex and you go to pull out, but the tip of the condom sticks in the hole it was inserted in. As you continue to pull out the condom stretches between your dick and the hole, resembling the neck of a rubber chicken.

(Female)
A long chicken is when you are inserting something with a condom on it into an orifice (such as a vibrating egg or dildo) and you pull the item out in a way that stretches the condom between your hand and the orifice in question. The resulting stretched condom very closely resembling the neck of a rubber chicken.
"Oh man dude, I totally gave Sara a long chicken last night."

"... I was pulling the egg out but it slipped and I long chickened myself"
by Pyravia December 19, 2017
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The Long Cold

A slang phrase used in the african american community, usually among a group of males gathered on a street corner or in a barber shop, referring to a sick person who has or is suspected of having HIV/AIDS.
Willie had dat same damn cough for the last year....n*gg*, I think he has THE LONG COLD!
by joeydnewyork July 13, 2012
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Isabella Long

An amazing person, bad to the bone, with an absolutely amazing sense of style. She’s kuul as fuck and goes through a lot more than you’d thing. She enjoys sunsets and all she wants is to fucking cuddle. She’s vegan, worships Jah, and is smart as fuck. She’s really pretty, and might pierce her nose soon. She’s gonna have an amazing Fourth of July as well. I’m so glad I’m friends with her.
Isabella Long is the kuulest person I’ve ever met.
by Da_Alpha_Wolf June 24, 2019
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Jono Long

To get sweaty palmed at the first hint of a conversation with a member of the opposite sex. Usually in possesion of a choad.
Oh man, hes gone all Jono Long on us!
by Ally B May 11, 2004
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