Don't blow your Load!

An expression used when you pre-maturely ejaculate.

Person 1: Damn im so pissed.

Person 2: Why?

Person 1: I blew my load last night.

Person 2: You idiot, Don't blow your Load!

by captain faptain November 2, 2010

load of darks

The act of crapping on someone's laundry.

Jeremy is an asshole, so I left a load of darks in his hamper.

by Wil13 July 19, 2006

loaded shotgun

Like a regular shotgun with a beer can, but after you make the hole in the can you then pour about 2 shots of any liqueur inside.

"Yo bro lets frat hard and do a loaded shotgun."

by TFTC November 13, 2011

loading screen

Flat, open, fields with no scenery typically located between towns in the Midwest.

The Midwest is in dire need of a server upgrade. Such long loading screens for so little content.

Much like the Massive Effect elevators, the farm land in the Midwest serves as a loading screen between content where you can still interact with the game.

by ApatheticEnigma September 29, 2014

Loading Dock

When a guy comes in you but you don't orgasm therefore you are a load dock.

Briar: "How was the sex?"
Jade: "Have you ever just felt like a loading dock?"

by foundations of statistics December 2, 2016

tard load

This is a play on a "bad load" If a bad load were to produce a child that child would have a high chance of being retarted, therefore you have produced a tard load

I hope I never hear from that women again, because I gave her tard load last night.

by knoby February 22, 2007

soft load

when you blow your "load" before you get the chance to get hard

Jp soft loaded when he was in the fort with jill for 8 hours!

by Hairy J pee nes March 31, 2008