The Liberal Curtain

The fictional hiding place used by liberals who refuse to admit they saw and actually believe deep down that there was massive cheating that went on during the 2020 election. Knowing full well that if the shoe was on the other foot, there would not be any stores or restaurants left standing in cities like Detroit, Atlanta, Kenosha, Seattle...etc.
Pay no attention to the person behind the Liberal Curtain pulling the strings. There is nothing to see here.

If you don't comply with the election results you will be labeled a racist by the main stream media who is running the world from behind the Liberal Curtain.
by Damage_Inc December 18, 2020
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Hassayampa Liberal

A Arizona Native American legend claims that anyone who drinks from the Hassayampa River can never tell the truth again. A Hassayampa American is a person of left origin, News media or politician, whom has apparently over drank from the Hassayampa River.
That Hassayampa Liberal news anchor is at it again, if her lips are moving she's lieing! That Hassayampa Liberal Congressman is trying to blame the economy on Trump again!
by PappaSierra October 16, 2021
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Library Liberal

rational and more logic based on certain ideas and practices/opinions as oppse to their peers (see: Anarchist).Extremely skeptical on certain things, mainly new fads, alternative medicines and conspiracy theories.
Anarchist: Down with government! Burn the bible! DEAD KENNEDYS!

New-Ager: Big Pharma.....just' sayin'. THEY'RE OUT TO GET YOU AND STEAL YOUR MONEY!

Library Liberal: You guys need to chill......seriously. The last thing people want to hear is you shouting nonsense disguised as your irrational agenda.
by Jimmyfingaz August 21, 2010
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Baton Liberal

A baton liberal is a person who claims to follow the ideals of liberalism, but whose actual political ideas seem to be closer to conservatism.

The distinguishing characteristic of a baton liberal is that they want to illegalise just about everything. Movies, video games, tv-shows, martial arts, pre-marital sex - you name it. They are also more often than not overly positive about the police force and all of their policies on judicial matters reflect this.

They bear some resemblance to what people in the US refer to as neocons, and like neocons they are at their core just a bunch of populists.
That guy is such a baton liberal. All he ever talks about is making the police force bigger and extending prison terms.
by Ballistic Travis January 24, 2011
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Progressive Liberal

Oh yeah did you hear about those progressive liberals that were looting the stores in Minnesota?
by thetypicalconservative November 04, 2020
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Liberal

Guy 1: Hey why does Jack whine so much?
Guy 2: He's a liberal.
by Sadguru47 January 18, 2019
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Fuck liberals

A phrase used by the week of intellect. Should always be replaced with Fuck Bush. Because he is an idiot.
This guy was all "Fuck liberals!" So I took off my hemp neckalace and strangled him with it.
by A Goddamn Liberal February 09, 2005
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