knotts landing

A place upon the mountain where a Knott resides. Knott is an old english term referring to a mountain top, or ridgeline. Knotts Landing should have a good vantage to survey the valley or lowlands below. Coined from the Scottish Highlanders and the brothers of thistle.

"Lets go to Knotts Landing"
"Lets not and say we did."
"What is the fun in that?"
"I dunno lets just go to 'the lil wal' and wait for him there instead."

by knotts knot February 4, 2010

land of the jews

where jon stewart hangs out

''im horny''

by ty December 13, 2003

Land-Whale

A whale that is on land that people expect to stop breathing, which they don't.

Ben: STOP BREATHING LAND-WHALE!!!
Nik: Nobody expects the Spanish Land-Whale to stop breathing.

by diddoarch710 January 26, 2015

Greece-Land

An alternate word form for describing somebody who is from Greece. Such as the term "Greek".

It has been said that people who use the word Greece-Land normally get alot of women in dark dark bathrooms.

Yesterday I hooked up with a girl in the bathroom who was of Greece-Land ethnicity.

OR

Jarl gets the party going when he hangs out with Greece-Land people.

by Tuftsballer January 1, 2010

land seal

A lazy piece of shit who is hungover and requests food as they are out of there natural environment and cant move so they need nourishment.

Natalie is such a land seal she asked me to deliver her a bagel today!

by Jumanjinegro March 7, 2017

landing the deal

to finish engaging in sex

"Before we landed the deal he ran out on me."

by Siddalee February 7, 2003

land manatee

Domesticated mature bovine.
Named for it's manatee-like grazing habits.
See cow

The land manatee walked slowly toward the fence and began eating the grass.

by Wallaby Warrior v3 February 25, 2010