Follower and channel for the great 35000-year-old Ramtha from the lost city of Atlantis! Words from JZ, "In 1977 in my kitchen, in February, in Tacoma, Washington I was playing with pyramids that we used to dehydrate food. I put one on my head and I thought, well, if this will do this to baloney, what will it do with my brain? So I put it on my head and started laughing. And I picked it up and there was this glitter at the end of my little kitchen — this glitter, like you would take a handful and turn it loose through a ray of sunshine — and there were these lights happening at the end of my kitchen, and I was just mesmerized. And there appeared this seven-foot-tall entity who was as big as life and the most beautiful thing I had ever seen in my life. And he had this big beautiful smile on his face. He had long fingers and long hands, black dancing eyes. And he looked at me and he said, “Beloved woman, I am Ramtha the Enlightened One, and I have come to help you over the ditch.” And, well, what would you do? And I didn’t understand that because I am a simple person, so I looked to see if the floor was still underneath the chair. And he said, “It is called the ditch of limitation.” And he said, “I am here, and we are going to do grand work together.”
by JZ Knight June 13, 2005
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by shirley42 February 21, 2010
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A class added to World of Warcraft: Wrath of the Lich King.
Usually played by bad, keyboard-turning, children, who are loud and obnoxious.
Usually played by bad, keyboard-turning, children, who are loud and obnoxious.
hey Drexai look at that typical death knight, "drpxblooddk"
Dude i wish death knights were never added to the game D:
Dude i wish death knights were never added to the game D:
by axie April 4, 2010
Get the Death Knight mug.The mascot for the New Brunswick campus of Rutgers University. Also known as the Ultimate STD you can get at Rutgers. This disease originated from the skips skap scallywags, scaggs, tricks and marks of the university. A STD that is extremely horrible and only second to Gonoherpesyphilaids. You catch this infection through sexual contact, extreme dry humping, or serious mucus to mucus membrane touching with the freakier and dirtier the act, the easier it is contracted.
The crazy thing is if engaging in the act with a carrier of the disease, it can only infect you if you are on campus ground (greek row and the campus town around it counts too). Sex with the person outside of campus will only give you a normal STD, but the same regretful feeling in your body, hopeless look on your face and burning sensation on your genitalia. It was given this name not only because of the mascot for the school, but because 2-3 weeks after getting it you feel pain on your junk like you're being stabbed by a sword and blood clots appear that bleed frequently along with a severe rash, which even in the dark glow a bright scarlet red.
Other names include Scarlet K, S.K., The Bloody Knight, The "OHH SHIT IT BURNS", Little Red Riding Hood, Clifford the big red fuck up & Bloody Mary.
The crazy thing is if engaging in the act with a carrier of the disease, it can only infect you if you are on campus ground (greek row and the campus town around it counts too). Sex with the person outside of campus will only give you a normal STD, but the same regretful feeling in your body, hopeless look on your face and burning sensation on your genitalia. It was given this name not only because of the mascot for the school, but because 2-3 weeks after getting it you feel pain on your junk like you're being stabbed by a sword and blood clots appear that bleed frequently along with a severe rash, which even in the dark glow a bright scarlet red.
Other names include Scarlet K, S.K., The Bloody Knight, The "OHH SHIT IT BURNS", Little Red Riding Hood, Clifford the big red fuck up & Bloody Mary.
Guy 1: Yo, I went to this Rutgers party last weekend and blacked out. Now I have this pain and severe rash on my junk.
Guy 2: Damn son, you got that "Scarlet Knight" B!
FUCK! I knew I should have wrapped it up while I was bangin that skeezer from RU. She gave me that "Scarlet K".
Dude, you should have known she was dirty when she said you could stormtrooper her face.
Guy 2: Damn son, you got that "Scarlet Knight" B!
FUCK! I knew I should have wrapped it up while I was bangin that skeezer from RU. She gave me that "Scarlet K".
Dude, you should have known she was dirty when she said you could stormtrooper her face.
by Jerzy Kidd January 21, 2011
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"Sire, I just finished knighting your chamber maid because she cleaned my chamber pot most spectacularly"
"Oh to be Sir Galahad's Flesh Knightee!"
"Oh to be Sir Galahad's Flesh Knightee!"
by Melosh1246 March 1, 2009
Get the knighting mug.Toby Keith is a fantastic singer. He stands up for what he believes in and supports our troops! Courtesy of the Red, White and Blue, Beer For my Horses, Should've been a cowboy, I love this bar, and American Soldier are a few of his #1 songs.
Oh and justice will be served and the battles will rage
this big dog will fight when you rattle his cage
you'll be sorry that you messed with the US of A
'Cause we'll put a boot in your ass it's the american way!!
this big dog will fight when you rattle his cage
you'll be sorry that you messed with the US of A
'Cause we'll put a boot in your ass it's the american way!!
by TOBYKEITHFAN4LIFE February 14, 2005
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