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Katie Holmes

a drastic and abrupt fluctuation to the state of arousal in which a fully erect penis losses all blood flow becoming irreversibly flaccid. Commonly repulisive or offensive behavior such as marrying Tom Cruise can lead to this, at times downright embarrassing condition.
"and then what?"

-"she pulled down her panties."
"annnd then??"

-"I don't want to talk about it bro."
"c'mon, you're killing me. what did she do next?"

-"she grabbed a cereal bowl..."
"OOO..KKK...???"

-"and then she squat over it and took a shit."
"what the fuck?"

-"yeah bro. the smell was awful."
"I can't believe that. That chick is so unbelievably hot. What the hell did you do?"

-"what do you think I did? I put my pants back on and split."
"you didn't even have her give you a hummer or a hand job after sitting through something like that?"

-"dude...she shit some nasty fume filled diarrhea in a cereal bowl 6 inches away from me. No hummer or hand job in the world would have done any good. It was so Katie Holmes bro, that black dude from the Green Mile couldn't have even fixed my wood."
by kcnca October 3, 2009
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Katie

One of the biggest bitches you will meet. Very fake, judgemental and good at lying. Not to mention she will talk behind your back the minute you leave the room. You should never trust a girl named Katie. Mentally she plays games, physically you can kick her ass.
Katie = jealous bitch
Katie = will try to take your man with her slutty ways
by prettyeyes221 November 14, 2010
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Katie

Whore, cock sucker,
vagina licker, annoying.
likes guys named Ray.
enjoys black men.
total slut
Yeah, she was being such a katie
by mynameiswhatxx September 27, 2010
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Katie

Originating in Britain, sometimes going by the name of K80, the Katie's have eventually migrated to the states finding spots in the shade away from the heat.
Known for their liking of mod culture and alcohol,
the Katie usually grows anywhere from up to 5'5 in length!
The Katie's a clever little bastard. You can track her for days and days until you really get to know her like a friend. She knows you're there, and you know she's there. It's a game of wits. You hate her, then you respect her, then you kill her.
by Heather L September 8, 2008
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katieeboo

A person who is childish and or hyper.
That girl is one heck of a katieeboo
by babykatiee February 12, 2010
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KatieCakes

My best friend in the whole wide world! Is a smart intelligent beautiful chick who doesn't know her true potential. She can party like a rock star, but is always hella chill.

She is caring compationate, her only flaw is her attitude. But it comes in handy soo often.

She completes me. :)
I love my KatieCakes.
by Breboo June 10, 2011
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Katie Bragg

A loveable lass who enjoys to bump and grind on toms knob
did you see that total katie bragg last night

WOW
by JACKALACKfr September 23, 2011
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