jewish balls

big hairy balls dadadadada

kid: yo can i get some jewish balls?
dealer: yea that'll be 50 dollars.

by Douglas Hartman April 12, 2005

Jewish duck

4. IT means your a turd
a. A big piece of shit
b. A brown thingy that comes out of
your ass.

Your a jewish duck!!!! HAHHA!

by BAM DeMatteis April 28, 2005

Jebus X

Joe: Also known as the "Generation X Jesus"

Jebus X and Cricketeer VI tear up Egypt.

by Del June 14, 2003

jewish slurs

Something that is offensive towards primarily Jews or Jewish people.

Jack was suspended for saying all those Jewish slurs.

by A proud Jew April 21, 2018

JebusCrife

Jebus is a one armed mod at www.GATCity.com. He is a funny fellow with the colours of the British Empire.

JebusCrife is makeing the GAT RPG.

by Jimmithy May 31, 2004

1/8th Jewish

When one of your friends needs an excuse to be a jew, hes probably 8th jewish. Chances are they are actually just jewish, And want to be able to pretend to like bacon and show generosity when its convenient for them. These types are never wrong, in any discussion, concerning anything, Often discovering entirely new revelations such as: "I'm totally sure 5-meo-DMT is the extracted pure form of DMT" or

"I'm not being a dick, I just found a chick to go to the concert instead.

You: Hey bro, want me to bring some chronic over for you to match?
Him: Nah man, I don't like smoking my weed with people, it makes me uneasy.
Him: But by all means come over and bring yours.
You: Your nose is a little big to be only an 1/8th jewish , Are you sure you don't want to loan me money with ridiculous interest too?

by Wevi November 19, 2007

Jeebus Jeist

Jesus Christ's gay younger brother whose name is taken in vein a little less often. Usually when it is said, it's said in a gay lisp.

Jeebus Jeist, I have so much homework to do today!

by takara89 February 19, 2009