Jeans McJumpsuit

When your blue jeans go up past your shirt and come out as a collar.

Jeff sydor is gay

by Sphinctar March 17, 2004

jealousy crush

Similar to a man/girl crush. When you become obsessed with someone of the same sex because they are cooler/prettier/sexier than you. You don't acually fancy them you just obsess over them in a jealous way.

Girl: "I totally have a jealousy crush on Megan Fox, she's soooo pretty!"

by Boinus November 16, 2009

Jeanaye

1.A Name given from some african american nurse within seconds of birth.
2.Also a very beautiful female with a nice butt and pretty eyes

Mom: Hey what should i name my daughter?

Nurse: Jeanaye - she looks like shes gonna have a nice butt and pretty eyes when she gets older

by Dumb Asian Kid January 31, 2010

pube jeans

Jeans so low cut that some pubic hair curls over the belt buckle; thought to be daring and sexy by a certain kind of younger woman.

That can't be her real hair color!

It's not, check what's sticking out of her pube jeans.

by old lang guy October 17, 2006

Anna Jean

A lovely girl who is always asking you whats wrong even if you say nothing is wrong.She always has a positive attitude toward EVERYTHING.She is so awesome and attracts all the young boys.

Boy 1: Did you see Anna Jean today
Boy 2:Yeah,she looks so awesome
Boy 3:Whatever she is so hot
Boy 4: Shes mine back off

by LittleLitLovelyLexie February 6, 2017

apple bottom jeans

Jeans that make your derriere appear to be in the curvature shape of an inverted apple. Usually wore as an ensemble with leather boots with attached fur.

I have such an flat ass in these boots with the fur! Where can I find a store that sells apple bottom jeans.

by Efasemdarmadur January 24, 2016

failure by designer jeans

a song by the band from first to last which is featured on a smartpunk sampler cd. its title is a play on brand new's "failure by design"

"failure by designer jeans"

I'm a mess of insecurities
Attention starved with a narcissistic twist
Don't you think that I'm amazing?
Please tell me I'm worth dating
I have every reason not to leave home today (home today)
Home today (home today)

Mirror, mirror, how amazing is my figure?
Your visitors they fall apart before my pictures
Mirror, how amazing is my figure?
Your visitors they fall apart before my pictures

Please don't believe my words are lacking honesty
I'll be the boy you can't resist
You'll be the tenth girl on my list
I'll write your name upon my chest
These less than three's will never rest
Please don't believe my words are lacking honesty

Mirror, mirror, how amazing is my figure?
Your visitors they fall apart before my pictures
Mirror, how amazing is my figure?
Your visitors they fall apart before my pictures

You'll be the last girl on my list
Action's just a click away
These things photographs could never say
x2

Please don't believe my words are lacking honesty
(You'll be the last girl on my list
Action's just a click away
These things photographs could never say)
x2

by connnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnor May 27, 2006