Jasper

A ginger haired disabled sperm

Man 1: oh shit jasper is here
Man 2:run!!!

by Chubbryhamster October 16, 2017

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jasper

hes the biggest nerd you will meet. you will be able to beat the crap out of him easily he will probabaly have glasses.

jasper is the biggest nerd

by somerandomguy8===D November 30, 2018

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A fat asshole who has no life with anyone and is deeply obsessed with redheads and midgets this will mean that a Jasper has no future with any girl and will be either gay or lonely for the rest of his life. Upon meeting a Jasper, it is good to know that his weaknesses are his self-esteem and any relationship problems including redheads.

person a: Why are you squishy my booty? You wouldn't happen to be a Jasper, would you?
Person B: (Nods head slowly.

by UKnowWhoIAm750 December 4, 2019

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Jamber

A girl born in January. You will never find anyone like her, she’s as unique as her name and she won’t ever let you forget her. She has the mind of no other & she will stay loyal all the way. She is fun for the right one & she doesn’t like easy.

I know Jamber & she is wonderful, I think I love her.

by JaeeBayBee April 6, 2020

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Bridge Jumper

A Bridge Jumper is somebody who tries to jump off a bridge in TB Peninsula only to find that the bridge has an invisible wall. It is mainly attempted by members of a guild called Thundercats on the Shattered Hand server. They happen to be a guild full of pre-teen homosexual experimentalists who also gain sexual gratification through attempting to kill members of the opposing faction who are in the process of questing.

Windscythe: "Hey can I go through the side of this bridge?"
Manglespam: "No. What are you a Bridge Jumper?"
Windscythe: "Oh I'm so sorry. Can I suck your dick?"
Manglespam: "Yes, but only figuratively."

by TEH BATMANS May 4, 2011

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