San Jose

Home of the San Jose Earthquakes football team of MLS. It's safe to say that the vast majority of people on this planet know San Jose for the Earthquakes. Founded in 1974 in the old NASL, where San Jose lead the League in attendance (till Pele and Beckenbauer went to NY Cosmos). The MLS Earthquakes hosted MLS' inaugural game in 1996 beating DC United 1-0, as the San Jose Clash, a name that Nike USA insisted the San Jose team carry, thus alienating the thousands of original fans who didn't bother going to see the new team. In 2000, new owners reverted to the original name, but astonishingly chose new colors and a new logo. Two MLS Cups followed. Greats to play for The Quakes include Jimmy Johnstone, George Best, Paul Child, Johnny Moore, Landon Donovan, and Darren Huckerby to name a few. San Jose Earthquakes is the oldest name in Division 1 "soccer" in the United States.

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Me: You going to see the Quakes Saturday?
Friend: Not till they wear their OG San Jose colors.

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Me: You going to see the Quakes Saturday?
Friend: No, I live in San Jose???

by Jinky 67 December 18, 2008

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Josecarlo

1.) Noun: A sexy chubby Guatemalan man-beast known to be good in bed; a perverted man.

2.)Verb: the act of being a Guatemalan, sexy man beast.

1.) You should date that guy, he is such a josecarlo.

2.) Woah, Steve, you totally josecarloed your look!

by florzz February 21, 2009

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Jose Bautista

The most bad-ass motherfucker to ever play for the greatest team in MLB history aka the Toronto Blue Jays. Anyone who lives in Toronto or the surroundng area who doesnt know his name should be shot. Currently the most feared name in baseball after bashing a mind blowing 54 homeruns in 2010. Every time he comes up to the plate whether the bases are empty or full you expect something magical and the pitcher is trying not to shit his pants. This guy feasts on all fastballs especially those delivered by pitchers of the ass clown yankees (who he HATES) or the dried up red sox. Once he puts the ball out of its misery he gives the nearest opposing player a death stare until he turns to stone. This guy wont stop until he brings a world series title back to the great white north where it belongs because everyone knows the yankees are overrated. BLUE JAYS FOREVER

Jose Bautista is a home run machine

by jaysfan22 May 18, 2011

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sloppy jose

the Mexican equivalent of a Sloppy Joe commonly served with carne asada and other toppings inside two slices of bread (pan); Torta

The torta is like a mexican sloppy joe.
Wouldn't that be called the sloppy jose?

by Sexy Conservative January 26, 2011

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Jolie

She is a beautiful blonde with blue eyes. She is very kind. Though she is actually very intelligent, she is pretty dumb and makes lots of mistakes. She gets the short straw when it comes to drama, rumors are spread about her by jealous people. A real party girl, she is a popular and fun person to be around. Jolie usually dates boys that aren’t right for her because she can’t find a good one! When she finds a good one the drama in her life takes him away. She is a young soul and looks good with boys with light eyes and medium dark hair.

1. Wow, Jolie is so good with my kids! You should have her babysit sometime.

2. Jolie was my middle school crush...

by jaxonjames64 November 12, 2017

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