gay bacon

when a cop gets burned alive while getting violently fucked in the ass hole.

woah that pig became gay bacon!

by splean September 30, 2020

Bacon warrior

fights for the white man against the evil that is islam

paki 1:noo is that the bacon warrior
paki 2:zomg his meat is not halal!

by b1nn7 August 25, 2006

Bacon Table

When you bend someone over and place a box of bacon on their back, and at the same time fuck them in the ass. They are very useful in restaurants when having to cook large quantities of bacon.

Did you see the new waitress? I'd like to use her as my bacon table.

by KingofAlltons June 26, 2010

make bacon

have sex. this term is not exclusive to pigs.

i always like to make bacon before cooking breakfast

by baconator4 August 9, 2009

Kevin Bacon

The best smelling actor ever

A: Hew, what's your favorite actor?
B: Kevin Bacon, he's so smelly...

by Da Word June 10, 2013

floppy bacon

after a long night of drinking, a guy recieves a blow job but cant get his cock hard. he then proceeds to tell her to keep playing/sucking on his limp and lifeless penis (aka his floppy bacon)

a girl gave me a blowjob after we went out and she slobbed on my floppy bacon

by 12kds12 April 5, 2010

mmm bacon

Stupid comment used ad nauseam as an argument by trolls on social media to express contempt about animal welfare issues or veganism

Comments under the photo of a piglet with the caption "I am not food"

- Yes you are!
- Yummy
- mmm bacon

by fragaria June 6, 2015