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Ford

An American automaker that makes both very good and semi-good cars. For years Ford has dominated the truck market, selling F150s like a beast, and winning best heavy-duty and full-size pickup truck awards left and right. Their new Ecoboost technology makes all of their vehicles fun to drive, unlike stupid Japanese automakers who make ugly, slow, boring, ill-equipped and overpriced cars that drive, ride, and handle terribly... Ford's vehicles assembled in the USA are very good, mainly their pickup trucks. But the stupid Focus and Fiesta aren't built in America, and thus suck balls, with the exception of the Focus ST and RS.
Fat Redneck: My Dodge Cummins just blew its third tranny... I need a tow.

Ugly Fart who listens to too much country: I would come give you a tow, but my V8 truck doesn't tow very well and gets like -4 mpg.

Playa wit da F150: I gottchu Fat Redneck. My aluminum-bodied V6 F150 not only can tow more than any other truck in its class, but it gets good MPGs and will blow the doors off both your sorry trucks wit dat ECOBOOST TECH BOIII.

Fat Redneck and Ugly Fart: Shit, better sell these to a couple suckers and buy a FORD...
by nevabrokedown May 27, 2017
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Ford

Found On Road Dead
Fixed Or Repaired Daily
Fucker Only Runs Downhill
Factory Ordered Road Disaster
At least Ford is better than Toyota...
by Roy The Social Outcast April 23, 2019
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Ford Ranger T6

A large sizesedan without trunk cover and usually mistaken as small truck. Usually driven by low class gay or college graduates who think it's cool to live the redneck lifestyle. Cant go offroad as most of them thing the 4wd reliable.
"how much for that sedan, the Ford Ranger T6 ?"
by The Rightwrong November 21, 2019
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ford fiso

Ford F-150, for the city people who have never seen a truck
Yo bro, this ford fiso looks pretty cool, I’ve never seen it before!
by eb42kn July 22, 2025
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Ford hippo

My parents bought me a ford hippo as a graduation gift
by Carrrlos November 9, 2022
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angus ford

Angus ford is rumores to be the real son of henry ford. He enjoys the arctic monkeys. He is known for being bad at video games.
Angus Ford likes the arctic monkeys? gross
by I don’t know john May 1, 2021
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ford

Function: transitive verb
Inflected Form(s): ford-ed; ford-ing
To screw up everything one does with total perfection, completely, on multiple levels, denying responsibility while aggressively pursuing any person, organisation or institution that would suggest otherwise
The candidate forded his job interview, leading to his not getting the job, a response from police, fire, coroner and paramedics, two arrests, and an expense of $106,000.00 to stakeholders.
by dcgb December 3, 2013
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