An American automaker that makes both very good and semi-good cars. For years Ford has dominated the truck market, selling F150s like a beast, and winning best heavy-duty and full-size pickup truck awards left and right. Their new Ecoboost technology makes all of their vehicles fun to drive, unlike stupid Japanese automakers who make ugly, slow, boring, ill-equipped and overpriced cars that drive, ride, and handle terribly... Ford's vehicles assembled in the USA are very good, mainly their pickup trucks. But the stupid Focus and Fiesta aren't built in America, and thus suck balls, with the exception of the Focus ST and RS.
Fat Redneck: My Dodge Cummins just blew its third tranny... I need a tow.
Ugly Fart who listens to too much country: I would come give you a tow, but my V8 truck doesn't tow very well and gets like -4 mpg.
Playa wit da F150: I gottchu Fat Redneck. My aluminum-bodied V6 F150 not only can tow more than any other truck in its class, but it gets good MPGs and will blow the doors off both your sorry trucks wit dat ECOBOOST TECH BOIII.
Fat Redneck and Ugly Fart: Shit, better sell these to a couple suckers and buy a FORD...
Ugly Fart who listens to too much country: I would come give you a tow, but my V8 truck doesn't tow very well and gets like -4 mpg.
Playa wit da F150: I gottchu Fat Redneck. My aluminum-bodied V6 F150 not only can tow more than any other truck in its class, but it gets good MPGs and will blow the doors off both your sorry trucks wit dat ECOBOOST TECH BOIII.
Fat Redneck and Ugly Fart: Shit, better sell these to a couple suckers and buy a FORD...
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Get the addy noel ford mug.1. A full sized van made by ford with 4 generations, where the van version replaced by the European based transit in 2014 while the cutaway chassis version still sold today new in 2024
2. A vehicle driven by Caribbean/Haitian/ blacks as “dollar vans” in New York City. Its cargo versions are used by many companies like construction and plumbing. Also pedos & kidnappers love to drive white cargo econolines (so if you see a suspicious white or any other econoline especially in a lonely or dark area stay Far away from that van and call the copz)
3. A nasty sex act were similar to the “minivan” or shocker where two or more persons gives a female two in the pink, and 15 in the stink.
2. A vehicle driven by Caribbean/Haitian/ blacks as “dollar vans” in New York City. Its cargo versions are used by many companies like construction and plumbing. Also pedos & kidnappers love to drive white cargo econolines (so if you see a suspicious white or any other econoline especially in a lonely or dark area stay Far away from that van and call the copz)
3. A nasty sex act were similar to the “minivan” or shocker where two or more persons gives a female two in the pink, and 15 in the stink.
1. I remembered as an 11 year old my family rented a 15 seater Ford Econoline with our 9 cousins to a trip to Pennsylvania, these vans brings me soo much childhood nostalgia.
2A. I rode the dollar van a grey econoline from Jamaica center to green acres and it rode nice
B. Hannah: Why is that white van keep following me in 23rd street.
Billy: those are pedos following you how did you get to lose them?
Hannah: I ran soo fast and luckily I got the train as soon as I run to the station.
Billy: ur lucky
3. Horny girl: I went to this club and 2 guys gave me the Ford Econoline and the two in the cooch felt nice but the 15 in the poop hole felt weird, it’s similar to the Toyota hiace but instead of 3 fingers, it’s two fingers in the vag.
2A. I rode the dollar van a grey econoline from Jamaica center to green acres and it rode nice
B. Hannah: Why is that white van keep following me in 23rd street.
Billy: those are pedos following you how did you get to lose them?
Hannah: I ran soo fast and luckily I got the train as soon as I run to the station.
Billy: ur lucky
3. Horny girl: I went to this club and 2 guys gave me the Ford Econoline and the two in the cooch felt nice but the 15 in the poop hole felt weird, it’s similar to the Toyota hiace but instead of 3 fingers, it’s two fingers in the vag.
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The term is named after actor Harrison Ford, who has famously expressed his distaste for the Star Wars franchise after decades of only ever being seen as "the guy who played Han Solo."
The term is named after actor Harrison Ford, who has famously expressed his distaste for the Star Wars franchise after decades of only ever being seen as "the guy who played Han Solo."
A: "John setting his YouTube video to 'private' is just another case of the Harrison Ford effect. He's ready to move on from it."
B: "But it had over a million views!"
A: "That doesn't mean he enjoys hearing about it all the time."
B: "But it had over a million views!"
A: "That doesn't mean he enjoys hearing about it all the time."
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