dutch moment

A period of time when you turn bright red from blushing. Usually used after being caught doing something embarassing.

Last night, I called my best friend Becca. I just had to tell her about my dutch moment at last week's party.

by i.can.row. July 3, 2008

dutch mustache

The fecal mustache left behind from a rimming session with a less than thorough butt wiper.

Nice Dutch Mustache, have you been with Crusty Suzie again?

by revbob September 5, 2006

Dutch Steamer

The act of defecating in a pot and placing it on a hot plate in your ex-girlfriend's dorm room.

Gross! That bastard left a dutch steamer in my room! They had to fumigate my whole floor.

by El_choco October 30, 2008

Von Dutch

Extremely ugly clothing, based on trucker-style caps and overalls. The idea is that the wearer is SO pretty and SO rich that they can overspend on a fugly item of clothing because it's in style and look good. If you tried to wear it and looked more like Bea Arthur than Paris Hilton, you'd look like a goob, which is the idea.

Paris Hilton popularized wearing Von Dutch clothing, then fulfilled her destiny by imitating white trash on her reality tv show.

by Luigi August 6, 2004

dutch ovens

To flatulate in ones blanket for the sake of warming themself up.

I was cold so I dutch ovened in my bed last night to warm it up.

by [e-mail] September 6, 2003

dutch lolipop

when you stick a tootsie pop into your partners ass and she shits n it and it's covered in shit

Bob- I was having sex last night and I had a tootsie pop in my pocket so I did the dutch lolipop

by ilovesmosh86 February 9, 2014

dutch princess

While giving the act of a dutch rudder, the male ejaculates onto the females forehead, giving her a cum tiara....*the equivalent of a pearl necklace, but a pearl tiara. :)

alexis was holding harrys arm and moving it up and down whilst he was holding his penis...he then ejaculates onto her forehead...making a beautiful sparkling tiara...what a great dutch princess!! :)

by AleXstacy March 31, 2011