ear wanker

or a person how is having a finger blast of the ear hole to get rid of an itch or pain to relieve pressure

a deep itch of the ear lope would cause you to stick your finger in your ear, therefore, being a ear wanker . god! stu your a earwanker you've been wanking your ear all morning!

by dave the ear wanking god !! November 27, 2021

Ear CNC

Like ear rape, but it's CNC, so you like it.

Music with loud, harsh noises that make the music sound badass
Ex: Death Grips, Jasiah, jpegmafia

Ear CNC is like ear rape but good

by The_Atheist_Meme_Lord September 14, 2022

Smelly Ear

A small pin like hole found in the root of the helix that gives off a rancid smell.

I took my index finger and rubbed it across my smelly ear and smelled it. Boy, did it smell bad.

When's the next time you're going to the doctor? We're going to tell him about your smelly ear.

by J.P. Billingsworth April 22, 2008

Ear Rape

My friend on Xbox Chimneytooth152

Someone who ear rapes alot

by WeAllWannaDie June 11, 2018

Fudgie Ears

When someone shits in you’re ear and they lick It while is falling out.

Robert loves sex but Gerard loves Fudgie Ears

by Fudgie Ears September 21, 2023

ear trumpet

When you ejaculate into your lovers ear, then blow into the ear in a humming, buzzing manner, causing the ejaculate to leak out the other side.

Yo man, I just have that bitch an ear trumpet!

by qgyh2 October 20, 2013

ear terrorism

When something annoying seeks to invade your sanity such as an announcer who repeats a phone # four times, a dog barking all day or listening to Greta Van Susterin.

Whatever it is that seeks to seriously aggravate your hearing or listening.

Jon: I can't stand listening to those commercials on the Buffalo radio. The announcer thinks were dumb by repeating the phone # like 10 times over
Jan: Bloody ear terrorism !

by Byron Whiteson II August 24, 2009