Heterosexual

DragonBolt

DragonBolt is not gay, he's heterosexual

by LabregoPT October 7, 2018

Heteropolar

Being normal. Not a fag or a retard, just normal.

I identify as a cheetah!
I’m heteropolar!

by Jsjjsjshbdbdjsbsb December 28, 2018

Heterodermia

This is a disability when a person hears things unbelievably loud.

Wow they have Heterodermia be quiet

by Yaaaaayeeet February 13, 2019

heterolesbianism desire

When a strapping young lad comes to find himself sad, he reflects on his desires he may find himself in mires. The decrepit land makes him sweat from his gland. He pined and pined but to no avail, for he was male. He could not sway this limp bitch, she will not fulfill his jock itch. Sad and soulless she is worse than a sloth, the boy must clean himself with a cloth.

Brian: Ahh, damn, Jim is in love with that lesbian girl. Too bad she won't ever like him.
Joe: Jim has a case of heterolesbianism desire I see. I'll have to suck him off again tonight.

by Limp Dick Mo March 5, 2019

heteroautomobile

A person that is very attracted to super automobiles.

Hey Kate can you that heteroautomobile Navid to get out of his De Tomaso p72?
He's in that thing again? Alright Izzy ill tell him to get out.
Thanks boo thang love you.

by ratedbabygunnocap July 17, 2019

heteromatic

Requiring constant intervention to cause an action.

I have a heteromatic washing machine

by Responsible_Clark July 23, 2019

Heterosexual

That feeling when you knows what that Word means but you're do miserable that you either clicked here or wrote just by B O R E D O O O M

In case that you really want to know, a heterosexual is often called a straight person. It came from the word Hetero which means opposite.

BRO #1: Bro, i got so stoned, i realized that i love you.
Bro #2: What are you fucking gay?
Bro #1: Screw you dude, WHO do you think you are so you can talk to me like that?
Bro#2: Im a Heterosexual.
Bro#1: Miss me with that gay shit.

by Kertes August 9, 2019