heart froze

Got a shock

My heart froze for a second.

by Hercolena Oliver July 11, 2010

Broken Hearted

When you feel the urge to poop. walk all the way down the hallway to the restroom. prop your sweet little cheeks on the seat, and nothing happens.

I thought I had to poop, but when I tried I was broken hearted.

by Wanking the fallen. August 28, 2019

Heart Toasty

When you sniff weed and a bit of it goes through your nose and it warms your heart or something like dat

"Dude I got so heart toasty last night"

by SmokesDaBear April 12, 2010

baboon heart

when you squeeze your sack and the balls pop out of the other side really tight and shiny and veiny. often done on bus rides

dang, azmi's baboon heart is so small!

by masturbation procrastination February 1, 2009

Two hearted

Having the stabbing pain from being alone, while being happy you're not in a situation you can't escape, both fighting for control while feeling like you're soul is in the middle being pulled. Best known as two hearted...

*after bad break up* "I'm becoming two hearted"

by Thatsadman January 18, 2018

Nine of Hearts

A graphic sex act referring to a deck of cards. The guy shuffles the deck against the girl's bean and slowly takes one card out after the other until on the Nine of Hearts remains. Then with the heavily used card, he rolls it up and does a line of coke off her butthole.

Just picked up a fresh deck of cards from the magic shop today, can't wait to Nine of Hearts Karen tonight.

by Goos6689 September 15, 2017

Pig at heart

Someone who has been fat their entire life but for some "reason" (plastic surgery, gastric,.. etc) is now thin and act like they are the shit!

Erica: Have u seen Lulu? she was at the bar last night acting like she was the shit! how did she lose so much weight?

Laura: Ugg Who cares she will always be a PIG AT HEART!

by Moskathebitch January 25, 2011