smokin hayley

a young woman with the perfect pair of tits

dude1 - hey man ive never seen a smoking hayley before
dude2 - come and check out my gran , shes a smokin hayley

by fott October 17, 2008

muddy hazleton

A style of coprophilic mutual masturbation, in which a man stimulates a woman's genitals, while she defecates. He catches the falling feces on his junk, and she uses it as lubricant to masturbate him.

man: Damn this muddy hazleton, sure is kinky.

woman: Can't do nothing about the smell.

man: No. I said 'kinky', not "stinky". Too much blood is rushing into your head.

by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 28, 2010

Reverse-hayleyosis

A phenomenon where a person's facebook leads to underestimation of said person's looks, normally through the use of poor photos. Opposite to Hayleyosis.

"Hey do you think Tom's hot?"
*Checks facebook*

"He's alright, not great I suppose"
"He doesn't take a great photo, but i promise he's hot! He's got reverse-hayleyosis!"

by Anonymous at Warwick February 11, 2015

bj hayley

A dirty dick drinker!

Guy 1: Dude where'd your peen go?
Guy 2: BJ Hayley drank the whole thing last night!
Guy 3: Why are you guys looking at each other's dongs?

by Jordangit September 5, 2015

rudi haylock

A gay boy who likes to suck dick

That rudi haylock has no friends

by Thecleverboy123 August 29, 2017

Rudi Haylock

He is the shit, the best better then Beau and has a way bigger dick than him. All the girls would love just one ride on that amazing penis....

Who is that man.......he must be a Rudi Haylock because he's better then beau.

by RDU August 29, 2017

Rudi Haylock

He is a small young man with a very out of proportioned penis compared to his body at approximately 16.9 inches. He hit puberty at the age of 4 and is now 15 and is still growing a moustache.

That guy is tiny with a big dick, and still trying to grow a moustache, he must be a Rudi Haylock.

by RDU November 30, 2018