the most beautifully crazy down ass woman that walks the planet, she has amazing beauty from the outside in no matter what time of day she is always beautiful even without makeup she is the most caring and understanding girl you could ever hope to get up until you push her too far and she will unload your burdons that have been weighing her down for too long. In the end Haley always calms down and thinks about life with aclearer head and sees the truth and what is most important to her and her loved ones, she is an exceptional lover who is almost always loyal, who is perfect nowdays? she knows who she is with and will strive to help that person in the end because its who she is she loves deeply and wholeheartedly and is an amazing person to help you through any of lifes troubling times because she is so loyal and is a rider till we die and there is no escape from loving her its a life you will never want to end.
Haley Bornstedt: Is the brightest star in this universe of dim bulbs or the perfect drug I hope I overdose on when its my time to leave this world
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The person you call to do your homework for you but all he'll do is give you a dumb ass look. Like "Wha?"
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Get the HalfEatenGrape mug.Haley is a horrible friend and a huge bitch. She is extremely insecure but masks it with arrogance. She will try to take any joy out of the lives of people that she is jealous of and a guy having a girlfriend will not stop her from hooking up with him. She’s also a huge, undeniable whore and I’d typically somewhere under 5”2.
by Hahdnj June 10, 2019
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by travisbickle86 July 8, 2019
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Haley is a fucking bitchhhhhhhhhh
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