GOOMER

What a doctor says or should say to all the med seeking drug addicts. It means Get Out Of My ER.

Dead beat: Hey doc, I have pain in my abdomen and I need pain medication. I'm allergic to everything except dilaudid, and I'm allergic to anything less than 2 milligrams of dilaudid.
ER Doctor: GOOMER, dead beat!!

by mightydagon June 18, 2011

Glomer

Dork, loser

"Yes! An A!"
"You fucking glomer!"

by BallHo December 29, 2003

Gnomed

when you and your friends wear a gnome costume and you turn someone into a gnome

I'M A GNOME AND YOU'VE BEEN GNOMED

by streamsniping January 17, 2019

Solomon Gomez

Coolest guy ever.

Coolest guy.

by Mondo Pest August 4, 2003

Wicked Gnome

1. Hater supreme.
2. A person know for his preternatural intolerance of chat-tards.
3. A person who makes Kofax and Chill into his bitches regularly.
4. A chat loser with a small wang.

Wicked Gnome made Chill and Kofax cry like the bitches they are.

by Gnome March 28, 2005

work gnomes

The gnomes that do your work while you've got better things to do. And mom asks how you multitask so well...

If mom asks you how you practiced tuba, learned your lines, did your homework, packed your backpack, brushed your teeth, went to the store, and ate breakfast all while you were watching tv, tell her your work gnomes did it.

by Boyob June 3, 2006

leaping gnome

a midget that happens to be jumping.

Oh my god did you see that leaping gnome go past just now?

Colton you are such a leaping gnome

by Maton22 April 7, 2008