Gooch Punch

A delicious beverage mixing enough vodka with fruit mix to knock any living creature unconscious, including Whales.
Purportedly used in Nuclear weapons and Napalm.
Said to be 300% alcohol by mass.
Not to be confused with Gooch Juice

That sort of coma is usually associated with 2-3 sips of Gooch Punch.

A cup of Gooch punch has about the same kick as a 105mm artillery shell.

by dßoý October 28, 2010

gooch bomb

The bomb inserted into a females vagina at birth to prevent pre marital sex, issued by the catholic church, if the female engages in sexual intercourse the "gooch bomb" will explode incenerating both female and partner.

"NO jimmy we cant do it or my gooch bomb will go off and we will die"

by distortin December 3, 2007

gooch

the space between your balls and butt hole - can be used to describe someone being and idiot, if needed

"Man, my gooch is burning really badly. That's the last time I do someone a favor. OMG, they can hear me. OMG, I can hear me!! Dahdah dahdah dah!!"
or
"Stop being such a gooch and give me a shot of that."

by Cooter December 28, 2005

gochika

cody billups word for saying lil weezy, u a crazy mutha fucka!!

gochika!!!!!

by brendon w February 2, 2009

Gooch Cream

Cream that you use to put on your gooch when it itches, burns, or is irritated. irritation could possibly be from excessive scratching or thong burn.

Kaitlin needed me to go to target to get her Ponds, water and gooch cream... for her gooch!

by Authorrr April 15, 2009

gooch shot

have your partner punch you in the gooch (the place between your ball-sack and your ass-crack) for pleasure.

Kristian would you please give me a gooch shot?

by cgut69 November 15, 2009

kansas gooch

When you take a Matt Lamb stick a icy-hot between his ass hole and his nuts.

My room mate was asleep and I gave that bitch a kansas gooch. Man then he kicked my ass.

by goochmaster1999 March 9, 2009