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Gobbled the goose and went south with the evidence 

1. To felate and swallow the ejaculate.

2. To suck a penis and swallow the sperm/cum.
I took that girl from the bar home last night and she gobbled the goose and went south with the evidence on the way there in my car.
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getting loose as a goose at the moose 

an expression used by club and pub goers in canberra AUS. to go to MOOSEHEADS in civic and get drunk and pick up loads of digits
gazza: hey mate are you gonna hit the moose tonight?

Willy: yea maaate, im getting loose as a goose at the moose . birds gonna be all over me

grey goose 

Very high quality, smooth, premium vodka distilled in france. Great tasting vodka that is perfect for making vodka martinis, and cosmopolitans.
I got jacked up on those Grey Goose Vodka Martinis at that cocktail party last weekend!
grey goose by preppyguy21 September 13, 2004
1. Another name for Grey Goose, which is a quite tasty, albeit expensive, Vodka. Especially good when mixed with or chased by Hawaiian Punch.
Eric: Yo Dawg you wanna slizz on the goose before we go to the club?
Ryan: Hellzz yes, and let me get that 2 liter of Hawaiian Punch so I can mix that shit up.
the goose by yomomma8889 August 7, 2006

Canadian Goose 

While entering a girl from behind rhythmically thrust, honk, and flap your arms simultaneously as though you are a flying canadian goose.
Last night I totally pulled off the Canadian Goose on your wife!
Canadian Goose by Rapeythewarewolf December 7, 2011

Wounded Goose 

A sexual position resembling a Canada Goose in flight at the same time it is hit with a bullet, making it's neck go slack.
"I had her bent over the couch and was hitting it so hard she was flopping around like a wounded goose."
Wounded Goose by A2BuckNut September 25, 2009