Gabriele Capolupo is literally the sexiest man alive in the whole universe. He can attract all the ladies in the world and Dwayne Johnson (The Rock) is his father.
Gabriele Capolupo is the sexiest man alive!
by gabryluvsu November 22, 2021
Get the Gabriele Capolupomug. A dope as fuck person. Gabriel is super non challant and doesnt give a single flying rats ass about anything at all in the entire world. Bro literally can be witnessing the apocalypse and not give a single dookie shart he’d probably just make himself a tuna melt and fucking chill. Probably on like a hammock or something chill like that cuz he’s so chill and non chalant. Gabriel has been asked to care a little more about things and he responds with “nah i dont care ab that chief imma go eat a tuna melt”. Then he goes and fucking chills hard a fuck cuz he doesnt give a fuck. It is truly unique how Gabriel can be so full of passion yet not give a single rats ass about absolutely diddly squat. He loves art but he legit doesnt care about it all or even thinks about it ever. The duality of man. Truly psychedelic. A complex character. A tuna melt smasher.
Person 1: Hey have you seen Gabriel?
Person 2: No but he’s probably out there not giving a single fuck cuz he’s so chill and probably eating a tuna melt.
Person 3: Classic Gabe
Person 2: No but he’s probably out there not giving a single fuck cuz he’s so chill and probably eating a tuna melt.
Person 3: Classic Gabe
by Tunameltdestroyer July 30, 2025
Get the Gabrielmug. Someone who overthinks things to a very large extent. They will constantly talk about that one thing for at least a day.
I’ve been being a Gabriel lately.
John has been being a Gabriel because he’s overthinking if this girl likes him.
John has been being a Gabriel because he’s overthinking if this girl likes him.
by EVOITALIA April 19, 2021
Get the Being a Gabrielmug. the buffest kid you will find but he's not a bully .he doesn't speak much but he is a little dirty minded
by the guy who clapped yo sis March 29, 2022
Get the Gabrielmug. It is a girl's and a guy's name. It is the most neutral name of all time. There are really big and strong Gabriels and also really small and weak Gabriels. Some Gabriels have a lot of money. Other Gabriels have no money. Some Gabriels have girls following them, others will never get a girlfriend in their 80-year life.
Gabriel #1
Me: Yo waddup Gabriel
Gabriel: DId u just call me by my name?! Im gonna fucking smack the mcshit out of you
Gabriel #2
Me: Yo Gabriel you bitch
Gabriel: Yes sir. Please don't beat me up again!!
Me: Yo waddup Gabriel
Gabriel: DId u just call me by my name?! Im gonna fucking smack the mcshit out of you
Gabriel #2
Me: Yo Gabriel you bitch
Gabriel: Yes sir. Please don't beat me up again!!
by Mamasdick November 16, 2022
Get the Gabrielmug. A fine ass dude handsome asf every guy want his face and body he built like tall, muscular, and don’t even speak on how big the dick is
Girl 1: Chy have you seen Gabriel recently
Girl 2: unt huh….. I wish
Girl 1: oop here he come
Gabriel: Yall be on bullshit
Girl 2: unt huh….. I wish
Girl 1: oop here he come
Gabriel: Yall be on bullshit
by Jankdareal91071113 September 24, 2022
Get the Gabrielmug. Medium height, average build, brown eyes, cute face, really into being dominated by women, or hugs, will intentionally say cheesy things and back then up with finger guns, he's that cool, probably listens to ost's of games more than any other kind if music
*Girl 1* "I grabbed gabriels arm and he just said he didnt mind and then pulled out dual finger guns"
*Girl 2* "dual finger guns! He means serious business!"
*Girl 2* "dual finger guns! He means serious business!"
by A titanfall fan May 12, 2021
Get the Gabrielmug.