Swedish flicker gooning is the practice of putting multiple IKEA meatballs down your urethra until they reach the bladder. Once your bladder is filled you may now take the first flight to Malmö, Rosengård (Zlatan Ibrahimovic's birthplace). Upon your arrival you must go to the nearest bus stop and get on the first communal bus. Once on the bus you will need to sit next to a stranger and start aggressively sucking the meatballs out of your bladder. Once all of the meatballs are out of your urethra you may start to flick the tip of your penis and say "oh Zlatan Ibrahimovic bless all of Rosengård with my seed and cleanse it of all evil". When you finally reach climax you must scream like someone just brutally severed your limbs. This will be your best climax and you will not be able to top it, even if you try doing the same thing again.
Yooo, I tried Swedish flicker gooning this weekend and it was marvellous, have you tried it before?
Nah, but I have been meaning to for a while now. But I can't find the confidence for it.
You've gotta try it man, it was the best experience of my life.
Nah, but I have been meaning to for a while now. But I can't find the confidence for it.
You've gotta try it man, it was the best experience of my life.
by Hduzk January 11, 2025
Get the Swedish flicker gooningmug. The intense emotional practice of shiting cannon ball style ass up to the full moon with a native american present to bless the ritual
by Goonieloony November 13, 2023
Get the Moon Gooningmug. Moon gooning is the act of chopping off a buffalo's head and gooning at night time. it is a sacred gooning ritual
Hey man, do you wanna go Moon Goonging tonight?
Officer to me with an unregistered buffalo head in the back of my car: "have you been moon gooning tonight sir?"
Officer to me with an unregistered buffalo head in the back of my car: "have you been moon gooning tonight sir?"
by anonymous November 12, 2023
Get the Moon Gooningmug. 1. Used to describe general tomfoolery and shenanigans amongst a group of younger guys.
2. Used as a term for extreme levels of male masturbation
3. Can also be used to describe a place where gooning of any kind takes place.
2. Used as a term for extreme levels of male masturbation
3. Can also be used to describe a place where gooning of any kind takes place.
1: "Look at that group of guys over there. They're standing in a circle and just gooning!"
2: "Look at that group of guys over there. They're standing in a circle and just gooning!"
3: "Me and the boys are taking a trip to goon mountain, for gooning!"
2: "Look at that group of guys over there. They're standing in a circle and just gooning!"
3: "Me and the boys are taking a trip to goon mountain, for gooning!"
by TacoJackson May 29, 2025
Get the Gooningmug. by VileGay September 23, 2023
Get the Saggy Jowl Goonmug. A toothless freak. A person who for what ever reason has no teeth and gums his words when talking to you. A person who's mouth sinks in because he should be wearing dentures but is not.
by tammy yammy from miami August 12, 2016
Get the Gummy Goonmug. by Peter Pan's Anus July 18, 2025
Get the Goon Spoonmug.