I have a girlfriend

What a guy says to let a girl know "your too ugly for me"

I wanted to ask him out but he hit me with a "I have a girlfriend"

by BasicAsian September 21, 2016

Parry Duh's Girlfriend

A very lucky person who is also missing food because Parry takes it all.

Damn I don't get to eat my croissant because my boyfriend Parry stole it. A small price to pay for being Parry Duh's Girlfriend

by McKermit37 November 23, 2022

every down girlfriend

Similar to an every down back in football. A girlfriend that does well in any situation.

Friend: wow your girlfriend is really doing well in this flag football game
You: yeah she's my every down girlfriend...

by ben.sullins November 12, 2009

fat ex girlfriend

The big fat Dyke thats calls herself thick but it's just fat & that's she can beat ur ass just because of her weight says she's 160 but we all know the truth, she's also the crazy ex that's won't get over you or out of your life. Basically the worst possible person you could know.

My fat ex girlfriend keeps hitting me up

by Bhadbb May 4, 2018

Hot girlfriend loco

A temporary state of insanity that happens when a guy realizes he has a super hot girlfriend. It is usually quite unpredictable what he will do or say during a serious case of hot girlfriend loco.

"He has either lost his mind or he is just hot girlfriend loco."

by Challbaby82 June 3, 2016

That One Guy's Girlfriend

The name given to girls that aren't popular but have boyfriends that are sort of known by everyone.

"Dude, who's that? I haven't seen her like... EVER. Where the hell did she come from?"
"I think that's That One Guy's Girlfriend, you know, the one that looks like Harry Potter? She's been in the same school as you since 3rd grade, man. Seven whole years."
"No fucking way... Huh..."
And they both continue on their way, only to forget about her.

by OzzySychophant September 20, 2009

honorary girlfriend

Akalicious with severe stalker issues. Beware they don;t get the noncommittal part

Tis chick just don't get it. She is a perfect honorary girlfriend candidate

by Hooksemup PImp March 17, 2008