Filthy Tuba

Balloon animals made from intestines. Real great at parties.

Clown: "What kind of animal do you want, little boy?"
Kid: "What is a filthy tuba?"
Clown: "i'll show you. Do you happen to have a dog?"

by Bongojangles237 December 19, 2016

Filth Pit

The name of a group chat between girls on Facebook used to exchange "that's too inappropriate to tag me in" memes. Mostly consisting of semen, dating older men and worshiping Satan.

Also used to perform online satanic worshiping ceremony's.

"Hey don't tag me in that my parents will see it! That sort of shit goes to the filth pit."

by CorpseTits February 27, 2017

filth master

A pal that most likely lives in a dumpster because of how shitty they are. In the trash where they belong. Most likely into anime or dungeons & dragons. A real disappointment.

P1: "Hey, garbo!"
P2: "Hey, filth master."
P1: "Ah. Yes. That is me. Ruler of the filth."
P3: "you fucking weebs."

by GayEggTim April 13, 2017

filthy tuba

Despite plenty of public ridicule towards the notion of "clown college," it is a fairly sophisticated establishment, full of ancient traditions and practices not known to the common man. An aspiring clown is only allowed to graduate once they complete the sacred ritual known as a filthy tuba. The jovial neophyte will begin by offering up a sacrifice to the old gods, Kid Villain and John Kickjazz of the Insane Clown Posse. Then they will remove the sacrifice's intestine and tie off one end. After blowing the guts up like a balloon, the soon-to-be graduate must tie it into a balloon animal. The sacrifice alone will earn a bachelor's in clownography. In order to acquire a master's degree, the balloon must be tied into a tuba-like shape, and it must be used to perform Beethoven's 3rd Symphony in its entirety.

Johnny: Hey, how are finals going?
Chuckles: I've just got one more: the filthy tuba.
Johnny: Oh, sick. Do you need any help studying?
Chuckles: Sure, let's practice!

by Jiggity-Joe April 27, 2017

Filter Hot

A person, typically a woman, who appears "online" as an 8-10 but in real life is a 5 at best.

Jesus Johnnie, I just met Britney. I thought she was a smoke show online, but come to find out she's really only filter hot.

by Sully_The_Jeep May 1, 2017

filter water

Adding water to the filter to get any leftover residue that did not get sucked up into the syringe.

Im starting to get sick, let me get that filter water.

by 7im September 27, 2017

Filthy Pilgrim

During sex, after ejaculation. The man continues pumping until the semen is churned into butter.

Hey babe, what do you say after Thanksgiving dinner I'll make you a Filthy Pilgrim.

by The Magnificent Gary October 9, 2017