French Microphone

The definition buzzfeed told me to search via snapchat.

I searched "French Microphone" on Google and found the definition swiftly after. Then I threw up my egg and cheese McGriddle.

by T_steak January 5, 2017

French toast

A method of swearing often used in place of other swear words when in the presence of children

"This dumb son of a french toast of a locker isn't opening."

"This is not a time for a person to french toast our project up."

by linuxalexa November 11, 2008

french kiss

When you go down on a girl like when your making out with her but instead, your making out passionately with her pussy

Ex. "Her pussy is hairless, so I French kiss it like we in Paris"

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by Weeeeeeeee October 8, 2013

French Raspberry

To tickle a woman's ass with your goatee while eating her out

My beard smells weird because I gave Erica a french raspberry last night

by Jon Dye May 13, 2005

French Montana

When you fuck someone in the ass with corn on the cob while wearing a cowboy hat .

Yo man Danny got a French Montana last night . Haha that's nasty man !

by Jayray September 7, 2016

French Reindeer

Derived from "The Jon Dore Television Show", the German word for reindeer is the same as the French word for "vagina".

Colin: Are you going hunting over the holidays? Do you need to borrow my AK?
Blake: No, I'm good, I'm going for French Reindeer

by FriendlyFriend December 27, 2008

French Horned

Deep anal fisting. Typically to the elbow.

I got French horned last night and well......not gonna take a shit today for sure.

Tara is waiting for me to get home. She wants to be French horned tonight.

Braaaaahhh. My uncle French horned me last night after everyone went to bed.

by Eaton Holgoode April 19, 2018