Finals Beard

A beard grown during finals in order to support the non-failing effort of students attending real schools. Finals Beards may give, good luck, increased analytically abilities, better eye-sight, better hearing, ability to slow down time, ability to travel back in time. Finals Beard abilities are only available during finals.

1. Buddy: "Hey Frank, what did you write for the third essay?"
Frank: "What essay?"
Buddy:"The ones we have to turn in with the final."
Frank: "Essays?! I didn't know about any essays! Oh fu-wait!"
Buddy: "What are you doing?"
Frank: "Finals Beard, activate time travel!"
Buddy: "What?!"
Frank: "...."
Buddy: "So is something supposed to happen?"
Frank: "With what?"
Buddy: "Uuuh nevermind, so what are you going to do about the essays?"
Frank: "I got them right here."

by Beardsman October 21, 2012

finau

Tongan Name given to the great Finau Ulukalala first ever king of Tonga, taken by Captain James cook was soon taken refuge by Niueans in the early to late 1800s. This occured before the tongan dynasty began by King George Tupou the first

Can someone please go get Finau.

Finau, please come here!

by FIASKO August 24, 2017

Fijald

To be physically unable to touch someone sexually.

He was Fijald last night.
oh man, its like im fijald or something.

by PW.Love. May 1, 2009

Finalize

1: To destroy utterly

2: To attack until recipient is no more

3: To beat the Shit out of

Whoa, Darth Vader just finalized the shit out of Emperor Palpatine

He's down! FINALIZE HIM!

*Where's Joe?
-You didn't hear?
*Hear what?
-Joe got finalized by a bus over the weekend.
*Oh... that blows....

by ÆNK August 20, 2010

finals

The exams you have to face at the end of the quarter/semester that steal your soul :c

I'm fucked for finals.

by ycoj4991 March 15, 2015

Finart

An internal fart.

A Finart is when it sounds like you just farted, but inside your belly instead of out your booty.
I just Finarted.

by Kim Mulholland September 25, 2007

Figalo

Great big faggot

Pass me the remote! House is coming on and it's full of figalo's

Did you know that dr house is a figalo?

I saw a room full of figalo's watching house the other day, fucking faggots.

by jew rider July 23, 2009