A person you will want to be friends with. She always has good stories to share about her adventures. Sometimes she can be quite annoying, but most of the time she is a nice fun friend.
by Sticky lickey September 28, 2021
Get the Faithmug. 
When your insides decide to stage a full-blown rebellion, leaving your toilet and your dignity in ruins. This ain't your average number two; it's a biohazard event disguised as a poop. What you leave behind violates the Geneva Convention.
Toilet paper is usually not enough to clean yourself and alternative means such as a shower, garden hose, mop and / or a hazmat unit are required.
Toilet paper is usually not enough to clean yourself and alternative means such as a shower, garden hose, mop and / or a hazmat unit are required.
“ That burrito place down the street made me take a monstrous Aunt Faith. My bathroom smells like a horror movie set, and the shower's running on overtime.”
“ "Dude, the apartment building fire alarm just went off, but everyone knows it's just Josh taking an Aunt Faith. His bathroom's basically a crime scene at this point."
“Tried to impress my in-laws with my culinary skills. Turns out, my famous chili recipe is more like a recipe for disaster. The only thing hotter than the spice level was the situation in the bathroom afterwards. Taking a giant, smelly Aunt Faith = family bonding moment, right?"
“ "Dude, the apartment building fire alarm just went off, but everyone knows it's just Josh taking an Aunt Faith. His bathroom's basically a crime scene at this point."
“Tried to impress my in-laws with my culinary skills. Turns out, my famous chili recipe is more like a recipe for disaster. The only thing hotter than the spice level was the situation in the bathroom afterwards. Taking a giant, smelly Aunt Faith = family bonding moment, right?"
by Kristoff W April 17, 2024
Get the Aunt Faithmug. I put my faith in a good cause and avoided dementia in my golden years.
I lost faith in my life’s work and was committing to an asylum …
I lost faith and had a stroke!!!
I lost faith in my life’s work and was committing to an asylum …
I lost faith and had a stroke!!!
by Kill Spree December 2, 2023
Get the Faithmug. A phrase used by anti-satanic and anti-pagan religions which basically means don’t give up or it’s not bad worshipping Christ or Allah
Satanist: You’re bad because you don’t worship the apostate of wrath!
Christian: Never lose your faith
Christian: Never lose your faith
by UrNansLifeSupport March 24, 2024
Get the Never lose your faithmug. Faith is retarded
by FaithBeckwith123 December 5, 2022
Get the Faithmug. The only person you will never relate to, she probably spends most of her time trying to be individual but always seems to be categorized as everyone else. Frustration surrounds her most of her time, and she will always find her way to mute those feelings with sleep. She sees herself as only half but somehow she’s always someone’s whole. But she never gives herself enough credit for how she makes others feel, and when she gets close to someone, she gets attached . Which she’s always been terrified of because of issues outside of everyday life. She struggles with waking up, but is scared of death. Faith is an amazing beautiful person. But she will just never see that. But besides her feelings is her thoughts. Her thoughts are always very stable, and she always finds a way to balance them wish her time.
by JamesNames November 21, 2021
Get the Faithmug.