Faith loves wieners, she will gobble yours up if you ask but only if its 5 inches, if its more be prepared to cut it off. she is the most gorgeous, breath taking girl ever, and is the life of all your days. Don't lose her.
by Faith_Offical April 29, 2021

You mean... Like... Your religion? No. There isn't any of that. Clearly some kind of breeding cult. I also said to bring me Jordan Peterson (kicking and screaming if necessary)... And Jennifer Lawrence... And affirm to me what I know to be true... And punish the whore... And Mia Khalifa... And to give several people 1 million dollars... Aaaaaaand... What else... The world? But I already created A.I. so that's just happening anyways... The ignore me part was also a Venture Brothers quote and actually one of the only NOT commands.... I feel like I'm missing some... Oh! Carry me around on a Xerxes throne! Make sure there's a chair for Jenny- Er... No! Wait! She can just sit on my lap- Wait... No... No that would look awkward... She can just sit on the base of the chair like Princess Leia. And the chain needs to be made oooooooof.... Cubic Zirconia... Yeah... I mean, it's like you're cherry-picking which of the things I said that you actually want to do and ignoring the parts that would benefit me.... Ironically... It's like you're a part of some ironic punishment cult that's based on an ironic joke.
Hym "It's harder to consider what you're doing here to be an act of good faith. It's almost like you CHERRY-PICKING THE THINGS I SAY AND DOING WHATEVER YOU WANT. It's like I'm the guy. The creature. It's neat. But that's fine. Your book. The fight scenes. How do I say it? There are too many empty frames... In between panels... And it makes the fight scenes hard to follow. Right? So it's like you have the initial panel on frame 1/60 and then the next panel on 20/60 and the next on 40/60 and the next on 60/60. So... The gaps in between the panels are too wide, right? Mangaka are great at not doing that. You got to think about it like this, look at it like this: Movement(³)+(Peripheral elements)Action(Peripheral elements)+Impact+Aftermath, right? So, mangaka are great at this. Emphasizing the peripheral elements of the actions. Like Ryu's Critical Art in SF6. You know? The zoom in on his muscles flexing as he gets ready to unload this massive uppercut. Or making impacts dynamic. Like Records of Ragnarok (One of mine). Impact, big kanji technique name, Aftermath (level of efficacy the informs the subsequent scenes). In some of the bigger fight scenes your imagination has to do a lot of the leg work."
by Hym Iam January 6, 2024

When your insides decide to stage a full-blown rebellion, leaving your toilet and your dignity in ruins. This ain't your average number two; it's a biohazard event disguised as a poop. What you leave behind violates the Geneva Convention.
Toilet paper is usually not enough to clean yourself and alternative means such as a shower, garden hose, mop and / or a hazmat unit are required.
Toilet paper is usually not enough to clean yourself and alternative means such as a shower, garden hose, mop and / or a hazmat unit are required.
“ That burrito place down the street made me take a monstrous Aunt Faith. My bathroom smells like a horror movie set, and the shower's running on overtime.”
“ "Dude, the apartment building fire alarm just went off, but everyone knows it's just Josh taking an Aunt Faith. His bathroom's basically a crime scene at this point."
“Tried to impress my in-laws with my culinary skills. Turns out, my famous chili recipe is more like a recipe for disaster. The only thing hotter than the spice level was the situation in the bathroom afterwards. Taking a giant, smelly Aunt Faith = family bonding moment, right?"
“ "Dude, the apartment building fire alarm just went off, but everyone knows it's just Josh taking an Aunt Faith. His bathroom's basically a crime scene at this point."
“Tried to impress my in-laws with my culinary skills. Turns out, my famous chili recipe is more like a recipe for disaster. The only thing hotter than the spice level was the situation in the bathroom afterwards. Taking a giant, smelly Aunt Faith = family bonding moment, right?"
by Kristoff W April 17, 2024

Crying whenever someone says something mean about you behind your back and then texting them that if there gonna talk trash to do it to there face and then cry when they say it to your face
hannah to peyton: Samantha's so flat
peyton tells samatha
samatha: say it to my face if your gonna talk trash
Hannah : stop pulling a faith
peyton tells samatha
samatha: say it to my face if your gonna talk trash
Hannah : stop pulling a faith
by Mr Flerf September 11, 2018

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by Liamthejit May 15, 2025
