by Bob don April 3, 2017
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by Ye Ol Faithful October 13, 2023
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by cab slag ✨ July 30, 2020
Get the faith mug.When your insides decide to stage a full-blown rebellion, leaving your toilet and your dignity in ruins. This ain't your average number two; it's a biohazard event disguised as a poop. What you leave behind violates the Geneva Convention.
Toilet paper is usually not enough to clean yourself and alternative means such as a shower, garden hose, mop and / or a hazmat unit are required.
Toilet paper is usually not enough to clean yourself and alternative means such as a shower, garden hose, mop and / or a hazmat unit are required.
“ That burrito place down the street made me take a monstrous Aunt Faith. My bathroom smells like a horror movie set, and the shower's running on overtime.”
“ "Dude, the apartment building fire alarm just went off, but everyone knows it's just Josh taking an Aunt Faith. His bathroom's basically a crime scene at this point."
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“ "Dude, the apartment building fire alarm just went off, but everyone knows it's just Josh taking an Aunt Faith. His bathroom's basically a crime scene at this point."
“Tried to impress my in-laws with my culinary skills. Turns out, my famous chili recipe is more like a recipe for disaster. The only thing hotter than the spice level was the situation in the bathroom afterwards. Taking a giant, smelly Aunt Faith = family bonding moment, right?"
by Kristoff W April 17, 2024
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Faith, your my best friend.
by Cow lover 🐮 February 15, 2022
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by Thecreator I June 5, 2017
Get the faithful dick mug.Faith hope is a school where everyone is rich. If you see the pick up line after school it’s not rare to see 3 G- wagons in a row. It’s has a rivalry with OLPH. It’s used to be a good school until they got a new principle who doesn’t know how to handle a school and just looks at students asses the whole day. Also junior high got a new math teacher replacing a really good one who left after one year with Dr. Meager and now their stuck with a millennial who likes to bond with kids over video games and isn’t fully qualified to be a teacher. It’s used to be a great school but now anymore the only thing holding it together are the traditions. And the best are the 8th grade traditions like how the boy football players cut their hair, they ride in cool cars, and draw on other cars and the cheer leaders decorate the school. The traditions are good and they education is bad.
Friend #1- what school do you go to
Friend#2- Faith Hope and Charity
Friend#1- Their school sucks now that they have a new principal
Friend#2- Faith Hope and Charity
Friend#1- Their school sucks now that they have a new principal
by Ritch_B@tch October 30, 2019
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