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Slo-Mo Fail

A video of someone failing that will eventually end up on youtube, and then slowed down to where the act of being hurt is made funnier by having millions watch you eat shit over and over again.
DOOD! Did you see the slo-mo fail of the fat kid getting his nuts ripped off when he tried to jump over the fence using a trampoline!
by A.Z.A.S. Forever! January 10, 2009
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Ben-fail

to ben-fail is to be dateing a someone for sixmonths and you still have not kissed him/her
"wow wtf man your such a ben-fail"
"yea i guess im a panzie"
by XDkamikazeXD March 27, 2009
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Hossa Fail

(back story) In 2007-2008 Marian Hossa started the NHL season with the Atlanta Thrashers and was traded to the Pittsburgh Penguins near the trade deadline. The Penguins made it to the Stanley Cup final due to the trade, the Penguins failed to gain a victory over the 2007-2008 Stanley Cup Champion Detroit Red Wings.

For the 2008-2009 NHL Hockey season Hossa decided to pass up a $50 million contract with the Pittsburgh Penguins to sign for a $7.5 million one year contract with the Detroit Red Wings.

Final Result: The Pittsburgh Penguins, Detroit Red Wings, and Marian Hossa all ended up in the Stanley Cup Finals in a rematch, but Hossa was on the other side. The Penguins won and Hossa LOST AGAIN!!!!

RATIONALE: THIS IS THE ONLY ACT IN ALL OF PROFESSIONAL SPORTS THAT IS MORE THAN AN EPIC FAIL. HE LEFT THE WINNING TEAM, THAT OFFERED HIM MORE MONEY!!!!
A mountain biker racing down a mountain swerves and crashes in to a cameraman and a tree.

-The biker causing the crash with a tree=EPIC FAIL.
-The cameraman not standing up and moving out of the way of the tree and the bike= HOSSA FAIL!!!
by Inferno1 June 21, 2009
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Failure to plan is planning to fail!

The most clever comeback a teacher will ever make. It will be used against you if you forgot to do something.
Mr Broadhead: Where is your commerce book?
Yasmin: I forgot to pack it this morning.
Mr Broadhead: Failure to plan is planning to FAIL! :O
Yasmin: NOOOOOOOOOOO!
by gravedog February 2, 2010
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Google Fail

The process of shattering misguided/idiotic ideas and thoughts by using the all-powerful, all-knowing Google search.
Ann: I'm gonna name my garage band.... hm.... Mute Math.
*She Google searches "Mute Math"*
Ann: OH NO! Some other band has it!

Bob: GOOGLE FAIL!
by PokeHerface March 25, 2009
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Epic Tron Fail

When one person crashes oor runs into another person or thing, it is referred to as an Epic Tron Fail. If you have seen Tron: Legacy you will understand the term much better.
Definitley man, that was like, a epic tron fail right there!
by KawaiiElectricKadian January 21, 2011
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epic fail

Sedrik in Heroic ramps as the tank.

'Man that was an epic fail'

'No. Sedrik in heroic ramps is epic fail.
by boris929 December 22, 2008
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