Failduck

an extention of the word fail, like epic fail, super fail and (insert your word here) fail. Failduck is normaly something some one say to another person after an in-successfull attempt of something.

Me and Stacey were making out the otherday, serious??!?!?!, we were gunna go fourth base but i didnt have a condom:/, .....Failduck

by THE Failduck August 2, 2009

Faildate

Term used to describe an unsuccessful first date.

"I went out with this guy last night. It was such a FAILDATE. All he could talk about was his cats."

by Slugaboo December 14, 2009

Faildom

1) When you fail so much it becomes your life

2) Or when you play Yu-Gi-Oh too much

**Adding the word "epic" to faildom means that your life is about as fail as it can get

Example # 1: "Jeff, your life has become faildom for playing Yu-Gi-Oh so much"

Example # 2: Person 1: "He lives in his mother's basement now"

Person 2: "Wow, his life has surely become an epic faildom"

by Cryptic Hobo March 17, 2010

Faildorable

being adorable, even when failing.

Or when you fail at something, and it's adorable

similar to awkdorable, the cuter you can be while failing the better, hence faildorable

by LeahLoveBmo April 29, 2010

FieldsMonsteR

A creature that lurks around, that is crazy in the head at points , can be caught by tickling the inner bicep and has a specific call once you hear it you know a FieldsMonsteR is around.

You hear a FieldsMonteR?

FieldsMonsteR: Whoooooooooooopp!

by FieldsMonsteR August 3, 2010

Field effect

The effect in which one can use long distances or obstacles to deter passerbyes from starting a conflict when engaging in activities that said passing people may find unpleasent or "wrong". The field effect also allows for an unobstructed 360 degree view to allow for the spotting of police long before they are close enough to apprehend you.

The field effect allows for the smoking of cannabis in the middle of a field knowing that noone will walk all the way across the field to confront you.

by Monty The White January 1, 2011

Failed Poon

The failure to receive poon. Poon is vagina. Failed Poon is to get no poon or shitty poon.

Danny Divito got some failed poon last night. I tried to help

by papabearmustache January 13, 2011