Five-Rings

Middle aged man who tends to get knifed or "shanked" by girls half his age or younger. He tends to associate himself with weeners such as Cowboys or Pandas and the occasional Fat Pat.
On a side note, they tend to smell like tiger poo.

Five-Rings just got his ass blown up by Dorkus!!!!

by Awesome*Sauce September 8, 2010

Five Minute Game

When someone in the room starts talking about something people were just talking about and "Starts over" the conversation, they win. It is bad to win

Joe: Did you hear about that guy who just climbed everst?
Jim: Yeah he was so cool
Within 5 minutes later
Fred: Hey did you guys hear about the dude who just climbed everest
Jim: Dude we just said that and you were right there
Joe: YOU JUST WON THE FIVE MINUTE GAME!!!

by wordya January 20, 2011

five and a half pack

when someone has abs that are slightly slanted or uneven, appearing as if half an ab is missing

never make fun of someone for having a five and a half pack.

1. they will endlessly venture for their missing and elusive half-ab, ultimately leading to their demise

2. They still have five and a half more abs than you

by cheetaela October 23, 2013

Five Nights At Freddy's

A horror video game loosely based on Chuck E. Cheese's.

Mom: Hey wanna go to Chuck E. Cheese's?

Kid who plays FNAF: No way! It's hard enough trying to beat the video game Five Nights At Freddy's! I won't stand a chance in real life!

by Exterminator (not really) June 19, 2019

Five nights at Freddy's

Five nights at Freddy's is game made by Scott cawthon released in 2014 the most common character are Freddy fazbear, chica the chicken,Bonnie the bunny, foxy the pirate fox, and fredbear ( golden Freddy). in this game you are a security guard watching animatronics in a Chucky cheese themed restaurant the animatronics are possessed by the dead children who were murdered at the restaurant in 1987

Boy: have you played five nights at Freddy's

Girl: not yet
Boy: go play itttt!! >W<
Girl: OMG THIS IS THE BEST GAME EVER!! HSHDUSJX :D

by The KREW March 26, 2019

Five-Finger Reckoning

When counting from one to five does not give you the results you want... the five fingers turn into a fist, that is then shoved up the ass, to the elbow.

Jason: I’ll get off Facebook in a minute

Adrienne: One
Jason: Give me just a...

Adrienne: Two, three, four...
Jason: Damn it woman...
Adrienne: Five... Trigger pulled... Five-Finger Reckoning... time to feel my elbow.

by Adrienne Adele October 14, 2019

Five-Nine

Referring to the amount of uptime a server has had. 99.999% Reliability. Similar to Five nine - but specific to another context.

For this mission-critical project, we have to host our database with a service provider who's datacenter is Five-Nine.

by fogboy November 5, 2007