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pseudo-fetish

A hobby carried out to the point of resembling a fetish.
A: Those star wars fanboys are nuts.
B: I think they have a pseudo-fetish.
by subutai July 9, 2010
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Fart fetish

A fetish with a community of assholes, who often take farts way too sexually and will harass others if they have a preference of something, they also generally are above 18 and make inappropriate art of their favourite characters, they may also commission normal artists for art that involves uncomfortable amounts of farting, they may also commission like normal, but will add in farts and post it as their own once they get the commission.
Jack: Hey dude, did you know that Mia has a fart fetish?
Joe: WHAT THE FUCK!!!

Jack: Yes, so ewww..
by littleeooo February 6, 2024
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6 Deadly Fetishes

The act of dying from getting violated while having your body covered in shit, piss, cum, tears, blood, and a browns jersey.
Did you see the news of the guy who died? Yea apparently he was covered in shit, piss, cum, tears, blood, while wearing a browns jersey and 6 Deadly Fetishes was written on the wall
by BrowniesSuck February 10, 2024
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foot-fetish fix

A temporary slaking of one's inherent craving fer toes dat you achieve by giving someone a lengthy foot-massage.
I find dat if I sit down wif a group of pretty girls and rub all of their cute slender tootsies in turn for five minutes apiece, I get a warm 'n' woozy foot-fetish fix dat usually lasts me for da rest of da day.
by QuacksO October 22, 2023
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food fighting fetish

This is where people are attracted to fat people fighting over certain food; It can be enjoyed whilst having a good old fap or even just sat with your family, this can be enjoyed by all ages!
Mark : “Have you seen the food fighting fetish video with those two blonde bitches, got me so fucking horny!”
Jeremy : “Those ‘two blonde bitches’ were our twin daughters Mark, you arrogant asshole.”
by Ethan and Kadie September 15, 2018
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Ear Fetish

So basically An Earjackulation (fingering someones ear while air humping.)
Hi my name is Bob & I have a bad case of Earjackulation, it came from having a ear fetish.
by TiraaBucks March 19, 2022
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Colonial Fetish

A specific subdivision of white fever or other racial fetishes. They don't just want ANY person of that race, even if they're objectively better looking, they only and exclusively want someone from the exact same countries that oppressed their ancestors. It's like a kind of sexual revenge. This is most common with Indian women after English D or Jewish women who crave Germans. It's a very Stamp on me Daddy kinda creepy. Verify a woman with a fetish doesn't have this. She might just be using you for your sperm and expecting you to foot the bills, unlike all the IVF costs of using a proper sperm bank, which her family would never allow to save face.
"Our third cousin Sangita got married last week."
"To who?"
"Some bland, chubby, short white guy, according to her socials."
"Ew, why?"
"Colonial fetish, she insisted he must be English according to family."
"That's gonna end badly."
"Yeah, she probably needs some therapy."
"Why did he marry her?"
"He thinks he can rescue her, from her own culture. She called our men abusive."
"That's definitely gonna end badly. Our men aren't like, terrible, she's just too picky."
"Doesn't every colonial fetish end badly?"
"True. I give it a few years."
"Same. She just wants a kid out of him but he has no idea."
"Let's stay out of it."
"Agreed."
by paint88 June 30, 2024
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