Feed the cattle

To water the grass with a horrible coffee drink

Let's go feed the cattle! (then walk to the nearest patch of grass and poor out the repulsive drink)

by Lwan sake October 9, 2009

feed up

Jail term for time to eat.

Feed up!

by C note March 8, 2025

Feed

The main page on social media or newsfeed

Why did you post that on your story, it should’ve gone on your feed.

by heretohelp.com June 17, 2024

Feed me o'clock

That time of day, or morning where your cat gives no s***s what your doing, even if you are sleeping at 6am, and start doing everything in its power to get you to feed it.
The only alarm that has no snooze button

Having a pleasant dream in the early hours of the morning.
Cat *starts purring in my face because it's hungry*
Me: checks time (5:35am) "piss off its not feed me o'clock yet" *pushes cat away, rolls over and tries to fall asleep*
Cat: "I don't care what time it is and if your sleepy, I'm awake and I'm hungry so get up hooman"

by Shandogg69 April 26, 2022

old feeding hole

Your belly button.

Get your finger out my old feeding hole.

by Savage patch kid April 10, 2017

Mr. Feed me

A fat cat that loves milk, fish, and sleep. He's pretty calm and won't do much to stop him from petting you. He is ok with dogs that he is familiar with, but in any other case he murders. He's the oldest out of his siblings and takes care of hem, but he will steal their food the first chance he gets. "Does he poop in a liter box" No, he poops in any yard except the owners which is good, but at the same time bad when your neighbors find his poop on their new door-mat. In conclusion, Mr. Feed me's are the best kind of cats :)

I love Mr. Feed me. He is the BEST CAT EVER AND HE IS SUPERIOR TO ALL CATS

by teardvrpz April 9, 2022

Feed

To fart and pee at the same time

Guy 1: "I just feed all over my sister."

Guy 2: "Feed?"

Guy 1: "Yeah, I farted and peed all over my sister."

Guy 2: "What the fuck is wrong with you??"

by TwiliteSkittle April 14, 2021