He doesn't eye rape you, no instead he gives you that creepy stare that screams "I will be fondling you and myself later or I will be folding myself later while thinking of you and there is nothing you can do about it... actually i'm doing right now in my mind..."
by ohyouthinkthatspunny November 5, 2014
Get the eye molestermug. A condition usually bought on by three circumstances, lack of sleep, intoxication, or intense boredom, or a combination of these variables, where a person is forced to attempt to remain focused by using only one eye, while the other eye rests and refuses to operate. The one eye is often used to focus visually on things, i.e. mobile phone after too many drinks, but in most cases, i.e. in the workplace, the eye takes in very little information. The condition can commonly be seen in intensely meaningless and boring work meetings, and when highly intoxicated people must concentrate when they are placed on a long bus journey or in a cinema, after a big, tiresome night after a few hours of getting their drank on.
Work conversation via email:
Kev - Bro, I'm so tired at work, it's insane. I cannot focus!
Just - Yeah man, I feel you! I'm so messed up from last night, I'm totally one-eyeing right now!
Kev - Lol! Me too brother! I'm totally one-eyeing my screen and taking nothing in!
Baby Milo - Sh*t is craaaaazy!
Kev - Bro, I'm so tired at work, it's insane. I cannot focus!
Just - Yeah man, I feel you! I'm so messed up from last night, I'm totally one-eyeing right now!
Kev - Lol! Me too brother! I'm totally one-eyeing my screen and taking nothing in!
Baby Milo - Sh*t is craaaaazy!
by KevJo October 13, 2009
Get the One-Eyeingmug. When your playing the game of fortnite and you are in a very intense battle and forget to blink. This may cause dry and stinging eyes
by MASTER SYLVIE May 13, 2021
Get the Fortnite eyesmug. Promises of emotional or sexual character made by unmistakeable eye contact only. The lack of spoken words often leads to misinterpretations with two very different conclusions by the two sexes. Probably with less confusion between same-sexed people.
In the stereotypical scenario, a man and a woman catch each other's eyes at a party. He concludes that she's committing to some serious monkey business and searches his wallet for a condom. She on the other hand feels very special and pretty and hopes to be asked out on a date. By the end of the evening at least one of them will be breaking their eye contract.
by Eartha KitKat April 28, 2010
Get the Eye contractmug. Literally applies to any situation. Can be used if you don’t know how to finish a sentence. Can be used in place of common sense.
by High Chancellor of the Galaxy May 14, 2018
Get the Foot Eyemug. /ˈɡrasˌhäpər-īz/
noun
Opposite of cross-eyes. Also known as strabismus or walleye (slang): A condition in which the eyes appear to be looking in different directions as with a grasshopper. Sometimes individuals with this condition are referred to as being "grassy".
noun
Opposite of cross-eyes. Also known as strabismus or walleye (slang): A condition in which the eyes appear to be looking in different directions as with a grasshopper. Sometimes individuals with this condition are referred to as being "grassy".
by wvance February 13, 2019
Get the Grasshopper-Eyesmug. Heartwarming images or videos that will cheer you up after viewing something particularly shitty and disturbing
Ex: "Dude, that video was so disturbing."
"Yea, I'm gonna need to find some eye bleach on the internet when I get home! Ugh!"
"Yea, I'm gonna need to find some eye bleach on the internet when I get home! Ugh!"
by Gregthisiswhywehateyou3 September 16, 2018
Get the Eye Bleachmug.