One person plays the role of banana, and lies down on a futon. The other two play the roles of ice cream and whipped cream. Toppings, like fudge, cherries, warm pee, and printouts of famous presidents and supreme court justices are then added on top of the "banana."
Once everyone is in place, while listening to an audiobook version of the Illiad, all members pretend someone is eating the banana split and "mashes all the ingredients together."
After everyone is thoroughly covered, they cuddle and lick up the toppings.
Once everyone is in place, while listening to an audiobook version of the Illiad, all members pretend someone is eating the banana split and "mashes all the ingredients together."
After everyone is thoroughly covered, they cuddle and lick up the toppings.
A "Carl Edward Jordan Split" would be when Jordan is the "banana" and Carl and Ed cover him in peaches, cherries and fudge. Carl switches on the Illiad and curls up in a ball on Jordan's legs with pictures of Sotomayor. Ed grabs a handful of seabeans and gets in as the "whipped cream." After "eating the split" for 3 hours, they cuddle and eat all the toppings.
by Funmonger man September 14, 2009
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Edward is a fictional character created by Stephanie Meyer. He appears throught the twilight novels and is a "vegetarian" vampire. The word vegetarian entails that him and his family drink only the blood of animals instead of humans. Edward Cullen's family is made up of 3 couples; Carlisle and Esme, Rosalie and Emmett and Alice and Jasper.
Edward Cullen however has a special power/talent, and that is to be able to read minds with one exception: Isabella Swan. Isabella Swan is madly in love with Edward as he is with her.
Edward has bronze hair and chalk white skin that is impenetrable and hard and cool to the touch; a feeling often depicted as being similar to marble.
Edward Cullen was transformed into a vampire by his adopted father Carlisle Cullen in the early 1920's when both his parents died from influenza and he too was on the verge of death. Carlisle created him as his companian as he did later with others.
Edward's was a character full off good and kindness a character impossible to not love.
Edward Cullen however has a special power/talent, and that is to be able to read minds with one exception: Isabella Swan. Isabella Swan is madly in love with Edward as he is with her.
Edward has bronze hair and chalk white skin that is impenetrable and hard and cool to the touch; a feeling often depicted as being similar to marble.
Edward Cullen was transformed into a vampire by his adopted father Carlisle Cullen in the early 1920's when both his parents died from influenza and he too was on the verge of death. Carlisle created him as his companian as he did later with others.
Edward's was a character full off good and kindness a character impossible to not love.
Edward is a fictional character created by Stephanie Meyer. He appears throught the twilight novels and is a "vegetarian" vampire. The word vegetarian entails that him and his family drink only the blood of animals instead of humans. Edward Cullen's family is made up of 3 couples; Carlisle and Esme, Rosalie and Emmett and Alice and Jasper.
Edward Cullen however has a special power/talent, and that is to be able to read minds with one exception: Isabella Swan. Isabella Swan is madly in love with Edward as he is with her.
Edward has bronze hair and chalk white skin that is impenetrable and hard and cool to the touch; a feeling often depicted as being similar to marble.
Edward Cullen was transformed into a vampire by his adopted father Carlisle Cullen in the early 1920's when both his parents died from influenza and he too was on the verge of death. Carlisle created him as his companian as he did later with others.
Edward's was a character full off good and kindness a character impossible to not love.
Edward Cullen however has a special power/talent, and that is to be able to read minds with one exception: Isabella Swan. Isabella Swan is madly in love with Edward as he is with her.
Edward has bronze hair and chalk white skin that is impenetrable and hard and cool to the touch; a feeling often depicted as being similar to marble.
Edward Cullen was transformed into a vampire by his adopted father Carlisle Cullen in the early 1920's when both his parents died from influenza and he too was on the verge of death. Carlisle created him as his companian as he did later with others.
Edward's was a character full off good and kindness a character impossible to not love.
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Get the Eduardo mug.An English guy with an extremely attractive mother. Edward's always talk about how much they hate minorities and women. If you are a girl and an Edward likes you, you are probably fat or under the age of 15. Edwards love talking about politics and sports and will shit on you if they disagree. Also if you are poor, Edwards will probably bully you.
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Edward is described as a charming, but stubborn vampire who falls in love with Bella Swan, a human from Forks, Washington.
The series is well written, but extremely overrated.
Edward is described as a charming, but stubborn vampire who falls in love with Bella Swan, a human from Forks, Washington.
The series is well written, but extremely overrated.
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