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Evan

Evan is an amazing person. He is everything you want in a friend (or boyfriend to be honest). He is always there for you no matter what. Evan always knows how to make you smile. He's kind, charming, funny, and just a great guy. He is always a great listener and is there for you. He listens to every rant and doesn't judge you no matter how insane you know you sound. He won't ever make fun of you or tell someone something you asked him not to talk about. Evan is one of the most trustworthy guys ever. He won't break promises no matter what. He will always be there to make you smile. When ever you are sad, he will step up and try to help. He is just an amazing well rounded and smart person that everyone would like to be friends with.
Girl: Evan is great and is always there for me.
Other Girl: I wish i had an Evan in my life
by shot.through.the.heart.;) September 20, 2019
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Evangelion

The upcoming album for the best damn band ever, Behemoth.
Guy 1:Behemoth is releasing Evangelion in summer!!!

Guy 2: OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by sobesodawater April 19, 2009
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Evan

Evan is a ugly ass nigga who has no life at all and is always taken for granted he is the most horrifying person you can look at I swear if you look at him you will die fam if you know this specific Evan befriend him and run away fam
Jeff: Hey you know Evan

Ryan: Yea that ugly ass nigga, I almost died looking at him

Jeff: Honestly he worthless and ugly asf and can't get a girl
by XaddyFact November 5, 2017
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Neon Genesis Evangelion

An anime people believe is "peak fiction" but is honestly really shit
James: have you watched Neon Genesis Evangelion
Jordan: No because it's not peak fiction and it sucks
by mad gamer boy December 4, 2021
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evandro

that butthurt little 12 year old that disputes you on paypal and rages when he fails at getting his money back
don't be mean to the little evandro, he spent his birthday money on that

ROFL YOU'RE SUCH AN EVANDRO ROFL

that little evandro get pwnd by paypal
by TomTheNiceAsshole September 28, 2014
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Neon Genesis Evangelion

1. Quite possibly the worst anime ever made...and that's saying something, since most anime sucks.
2. An anime show that involves a bunch of stupid kids who must defend the Earth against God (seriously...that's the story). God, for some reason, takes the forms of retarded dolls and geometric shapes to destroy Earth. Some say there is lots of symbolsim...but it really just plain sucks nuts...considering the fact that the creator was a depressive alcoholic and drug addict. No likeable characters (they actually get WORSE as the story progresses), and everyone dies in the end. The end itself is a crime against film making...you don't begin movies with 15 year old kids masturbating on other, comatose japanese 15 year olds...that's just wrong. People who think this is "teh gr8st anime 3var" have a pole up their ass or simply just can't get the fact that it contradicts itself over hundreds of times. People who watched this show and enjoyed it are the people who need to be sent to the front line during war.
I watch Neon Genesis Evangelion because I think it's symbollic!...At least I think it is...What's wrong with me?! I should kill myself for watching this absolute pile of shit. This show is meant for only 3 people...Pedophiles, Morons, and People Who have their Thumb Up their Ass! Which category am I?!...
by jose blanco April 21, 2005
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Eagan

A gay who likes to cross dress as a girl. A type of gay who has nothing to do but be a prostitute. A gay who likes fellow guys.
Why are you being an Eagan?
by ZERO315 October 10, 2014
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