eye secks

Dan and Phil have this a lot in videos, its also know as heart eyes Howell and the same for Phil. The Phandom should know what this means... <3

Dan and phil had eye secks, dans eyes roamed phils body as he imagined him naked.

by thephanlover May 26, 2017

Jimmy Eye

When you are talking to a person and see that one of their eyes is looking at you and the other is looking somewhere else.

A.K.A. - Cockeyed

His "Jimmy Eye" drives me crazy. I never know if he is looking at me or someone else when we talk.

by Kenny "Fucking" Powers March 9, 2010

Eye contract

Promises of emotional or sexual character made by unmistakeable eye contact only. The lack of spoken words often leads to misinterpretations with two very different conclusions by the two sexes. Probably with less confusion between same-sexed people.

In the stereotypical scenario, a man and a woman catch each other's eyes at a party. He concludes that she's committing to some serious monkey business and searches his wallet for a condom. She on the other hand feels very special and pretty and hopes to be asked out on a date. By the end of the evening at least one of them will be breaking their eye contract.

by Eartha KitKat April 28, 2010

Fortnite eyes

When your playing the game of fortnite and you are in a very intense battle and forget to blink. This may cause dry and stinging eyes

Jack: yo My eyes sting

Jake: bro that’s cus u got fortnite eyes

by MASTER SYLVIE May 13, 2021

One-Eyeing

A condition usually bought on by three circumstances, lack of sleep, intoxication, or intense boredom, or a combination of these variables, where a person is forced to attempt to remain focused by using only one eye, while the other eye rests and refuses to operate. The one eye is often used to focus visually on things, i.e. mobile phone after too many drinks, but in most cases, i.e. in the workplace, the eye takes in very little information. The condition can commonly be seen in intensely meaningless and boring work meetings, and when highly intoxicated people must concentrate when they are placed on a long bus journey or in a cinema, after a big, tiresome night after a few hours of getting their drank on.

Work conversation via email:

Kev - Bro, I'm so tired at work, it's insane. I cannot focus!

Just - Yeah man, I feel you! I'm so messed up from last night, I'm totally one-eyeing right now!

Kev - Lol! Me too brother! I'm totally one-eyeing my screen and taking nothing in!

Baby Milo - Sh*t is craaaaazy!

by KevJo October 13, 2009

eye-slimer

The unattractive combination of eye boogers and eyeliner that forms in the corner of the eyes in a slimey black blob - sometimes due to not removing one's make-up before going to bed.

Lauren forgot to take off her make-up again last night and she woke up with a nasty case of eye-slimer.

"Hey Lauren, wipe the corner of your eyes, you've got a little eye-slimer there!"

by Gingermom4 August 4, 2007

eye molester

He doesn't eye rape you, no instead he gives you that creepy stare that screams "I will be fondling you and myself later or I will be folding myself later while thinking of you and there is nothing you can do about it... actually i'm doing right now in my mind..."

That dude in the corner over there is such an eye molester, I feel like I need to go shower. #eww

by ohyouthinkthatspunny November 5, 2014