Eye prostitute

Someone who sells their body for prostitution. But for sight only, no touching.
Daniel: Did you see the new Megan Fox pics?
Riley: Yeah, she is such an eye prostitute.
by DrEmerick January 28, 2017
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eye slurp

the act of leering at someone in a sexually suggestive way. Typically, the "leerer" is imagining a twisted sexual act with the person he or she is looking at.
While walking down the hallway at work, Francis eye slurped Pat in her new skirt.
by spittingzombie June 12, 2018
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Eye contract

Promises of emotional or sexual character made by unmistakeable eye contact only. The lack of spoken words often leads to misinterpretations with two very different conclusions by the two sexes. Probably with less confusion between same-sexed people.
In the stereotypical scenario, a man and a woman catch each other's eyes at a party. He concludes that she's committing to some serious monkey business and searches his wallet for a condom. She on the other hand feels very special and pretty and hopes to be asked out on a date. By the end of the evening at least one of them will be breaking their eye contract.
by Eartha KitKat April 28, 2010
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Flaps' eye

The term Flaps' eye came about in the UK in May 2013 as a female version of the male 'Jap's Eye' japs eye or 'urinary meatus', however due to the overly complicated nature of the female genitalia, (and man's inability to comprehend this) there is another hole down there that it can refer to, the vagina.
Urethra:
Anita Dick - Phil I think I've got another UTI again, my Flaps' eye is stinging like TCP...

Vagina:
Phillip McAvity - Mike you'll never guess what I saw this morning..
Michael Hock - What's that Phil?
Phillip McAvity - I accidentally walked in on Anita this morning 'cause I heard a loud buzzing sound. She was at it hard with that magic wand again; her legs were so wide her Flap's eye was winking at me!
by The Jungle Monster May 04, 2013
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Mustang eye

A condition which makes women appear much more attractive than they really are. The condition develops over time while attending Homestead High School (Cupertino).
Mustang eye person: Damn that girl looking hella fine
Normal person: What the fuck? That hoe looks like a guy.
Mustang eye person: Shit my bad, I must have the mustang eye.
by FartBoner69_420 February 21, 2021
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One-Eyeing

A condition usually bought on by three circumstances, lack of sleep, intoxication, or intense boredom, or a combination of these variables, where a person is forced to attempt to remain focused by using only one eye, while the other eye rests and refuses to operate. The one eye is often used to focus visually on things, i.e. mobile phone after too many drinks, but in most cases, i.e. in the workplace, the eye takes in very little information. The condition can commonly be seen in intensely meaningless and boring work meetings, and when highly intoxicated people must concentrate when they are placed on a long bus journey or in a cinema, after a big, tiresome night after a few hours of getting their drank on.
Work conversation via email:

Kev - Bro, I'm so tired at work, it's insane. I cannot focus!

Just - Yeah man, I feel you! I'm so messed up from last night, I'm totally one-eyeing right now!

Kev - Lol! Me too brother! I'm totally one-eyeing my screen and taking nothing in!

Baby Milo - Sh*t is craaaaazy!
by KevJo October 13, 2009
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camp eyes

when you’re in one place with a lot of people for a long period of time, and you begin to find people attractive that you haven’t before. phenomena that happens in situations such as camp counselors
When Ben first met Ella, she wasn’t that cute: but after spending 7 weeks counseling with her, he’s starting to get camp eyes.
by gayvodka June 12, 2018
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