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Breakup Drunk

Being so drunk you break up with your girlfriend/boyfriend. The stage of intoxication past being blackout drunk.
1) Person 1: Hey you have any more painkillers? I'm tryin to get blackout tonight.
person 2: No man i just blew like 12 oc's. I'm tryin to get breakup tonight.

2) (973): You were so breakup drunk last night.
(313):Whatever. Come over and blow me?
(973): Word.
by Delts4lYfe February 27, 2011
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Miguel drunk

A state in which one of your shorter friends drinks too much. Usually containing but not limited to the following symptoms: Lose of volume controll, belligerent threats to their friends, uncontrollable ripping of fabricks, attempting the 300$$ challenge, late night booty calls, and grinding up against questionably hot asian girls.
If you or any of your friends ever get miguel drunk, please contact a professional emergancy response team because if the state worsens violence may occure
Damn son, you got Miguel Drunk last night and punched a hole through my floor!!
by tom March 18, 2005
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Queen Drunk

Incoherent and incapacitated due to an excessive level of VODKA CRANBERRY intake.
Dude, Maude was almost Queen Drunk last night- she threw up all over the guy she was hooking up with, hooked up with another guy, mangled a bathroom, and didn't remember any of it.
by ClaytonBear March 14, 2010
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Drunk High

Drunk High is basically being high off alcohol and everything is funny like when you're high.
Man, last night we we're all laughing because we were on a drunk high
by Contagious high July 14, 2009
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anal drunk

The act of being so intoxicated, you are about to pass-out after fucking the fattest ugliest bitch ever, twice, because you consumed mass amounts of alcohol vis your anal cavity.
Bro, last night i was so drunk, i was AD, anal drunk!
by petemikeaaron January 8, 2009
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drunk-ups

hiccups induced by alcohol and being drunk
"Man you drank a bottle of Bacardi and you're hiccuping hella bad, you got the drunk-ups!"
by Ericaaaaaaaaaaaaa November 14, 2007
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Chris drunk

Referring to a person or group of people who are exceptionally drunk and/or under the influence of a large amount of drugs, which causes a huge decrease in their decision making abilities; usually resulting in terrible choices which one would immediatley regret upon becoming sober.
Dan: Holy shit dude what happened to you last night?
Jon: Bro, I got so Chris drunk last night I banged that fat girl fromthe bar...
Dan: Yeah, but didn't you already banged her last week?? What's the big deal now?
Jon: Well last night before we fucked she told me she had herpes and she was falling in love with me...
Dan: Well what did you say??
Jon: "Let's fuck"
Dan: Wow dude, you were seriously Chris drunk last night...
Jon: I know bro, I know... I'll call you later, I gotta go meet this fat sluts parents and stop by CVS to pick up my prescription... ugh.
by IamME33 September 22, 2009
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