Miguel drunk

A state in which one of your shorter friends drinks too much. Usually containing but not limited to the following symptoms: Lose of volume controll, belligerent threats to their friends, uncontrollable ripping of fabricks, attempting the 300$$ challenge, late night booty calls, and grinding up against questionably hot asian girls.
If you or any of your friends ever get miguel drunk, please contact a professional emergancy response team because if the state worsens violence may occure

Damn son, you got Miguel Drunk last night and punched a hole through my floor!!

by tom March 18, 2005

Breakup Drunk

Being so drunk you break up with your girlfriend/boyfriend. The stage of intoxication past being blackout drunk.

1) Person 1: Hey you have any more painkillers? I'm tryin to get blackout tonight.
person 2: No man i just blew like 12 oc's. I'm tryin to get breakup tonight.

2) (973): You were so breakup drunk last night.
(313):Whatever. Come over and blow me?
(973): Word.

by Delts4lYfe February 27, 2011

Queen Drunk

Incoherent and incapacitated due to an excessive level of VODKA CRANBERRY intake.

Dude, Maude was almost Queen Drunk last night- she threw up all over the guy she was hooking up with, hooked up with another guy, mangled a bathroom, and didn't remember any of it.

by ClaytonBear March 14, 2010

Drunk High

Drunk High is basically being high off alcohol and everything is funny like when you're high.

Man, last night we we're all laughing because we were on a drunk high

by Contagious high July 14, 2009

Ninja Drunk

When you are drinking and minute you're fine and the next minute you're waste.

It's when the alcohol sneaks up on you like a ninja.

Yo dude red bull and vodkas get me Ninja Drunk. I never know when they are going to hit me.

I was talking to Emily and everything was fine and then she got Ninja Drunk and could barely walk.

by Sc Smith (zy3n) November 1, 2008

Drunk Diaper

When one inserts an alcohol drenched tampon into their anus or vaginal cavity in order to induce prompt intoxication.

Bro, I am rolling 3 drunk diapers deep right now. Yeah bro...

by Tichael Mapp January 7, 2011

iphone drunk

When one reaches the state of black out drunk and they lose their mobile device (usually an iphone.) This usually happens while on the transit back home.

Me: "Hey man did you get home ok last night? You weren't looking so good after those two bottles of whiskey we polished off."

Elliott: "Fuck man I don't remember anything, and I lost my iphone...again! I'm such a dumb ass, that's two times in the last month!"

Me: "Yeah you definitely got iphone drunk last night, that's for sure!"

by pobcat June 25, 2012