douche slutted whore 

this word is an accurate way of categorizing roughly 90 percent of all girls ages 18-26. It combines the obvious foulness associated with douching and the obvious promiscuity that a slutted whore would display. When calling your young ho just one word doesnt fit, try this, u will enjoy the effectiveness of it!

kate: oh my gosh, lets go back to the bar to get stephanie.
nathan: shut the fuck up you douche slutted whore. (smack)
kate:(crying)

douche slutted whore by nate the great! January 20, 2009

douche bag parade 

A group of manages and/or executives walking together.

When the meeting was over the douche bag parade began.

douche bag parade by drumbeast June 30, 2009

Douche Bag Dad 

Douche Bag Dad (n) (informal)
A divorced male who makes extremely poor decisions concerning the emotional health of his children.
He is someone who refuses to pay child support, cancels his co-parenting time regularly, and only exists to create turmoil for his ex-wife and children due to his sensitive feelings that are hurt easily since he's probably not physically or mentally abusing a female presently. This male is someone who is insecure, co-dependent, controlling, and manipulative. He is someone who dates a younger girl or someone that needs to wear the pants of the house for him. He is also the same guy who will harass his ex-wife, send threatening text messages, threaten and throw "divorce decrees" in her face, and then falsify a different story for the courtroom when he bailed out by mommy and her money. Be careful ladies, a warning sign might be that he calls his ex-wife once a week ,and probably other ex's. along with stalking, cyber stalking, AND using their job to do so. Beware, these characters are crafty fellows! He thinks he has won the lottery by marrying up and playing the "victim" and projecting such a perfect image to society...whatever, she/he will soon discover that he is just a douche bag dad.

You know Lynn's ex-husband Kent? He is such a "douche bag dad" when he holds the child support check just so he can find out what she's doing. Even when he "performs" like such a great dad for everyone.

The kid's dad definitely qualifies for the "douche bag dad" of the year award!

Douche Bag Dad by Tac Ronin September 29, 2011

Douche Shake 

To shake hands like a douchebag. A ridiculous handshake. When a douchebag starts off to shake your hand with his elbow far up and out.

Have you seen the way Corey from Pawn Stars shakes hands? That's a total douche shake.

Douche Shake by ZeeLeader July 13, 2012

Douche Bar

1. A drinking establishment largely populated by male and female suit-wearing lawyers and bankers after work (douche bags).

2. The local fond nickname given to South of Temperance, an outdoor patio bar flanked by corporate skyscrapers in downtown Toronto, Canada.

It's super nice out today. Should we head over to the Douche Bar after work?

Douche Bar by T.O. Dranks August 2, 2011

douche weasel 

1. (n)-Any person who has gone beyond epitomizing the derogatory title of "Douche Bag." These can be found traveling in packs (very seldom will a DW survive without the group) in nearly every major city around the world. Usually marked by too much hair gel, sunglasses after dark, and excessively brightly colored shirts.
2. (n)-Anyone you hate.

Dude, I'm tired of this homework. Shakespeare was such a douche weasel!

douche weasel by Greg B! November 5, 2007

douche bag 

Douche Bag
1. An object used for vaginal hygeine.
2. A person that is a total moron and doesn't think before he/she speaks or acts.
3. One with an undescribeable idiocy, hence stupidity, poor idea of what's cool, possibly an arrogance about them.
4. One with an intolerable personality.
5. Personified by a Troll named Eniquity, that constantly trolls Darkpear forums, random smack talking emo n00b, filled with a false sense of self worth

Dude don't be like Eniquity, you emo douche bag.

douche bag by Anirowned December 28, 2005