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New Doofy

A better, more enlightened version of one's former self. Often used jokingly in the frame of Chuck Norris jokes and "Old Kanye vs. New Kanye". New Doofy always has money, class, impeccable style and is well-liked.
New Doofy narrates Morgan Freeman's life.
by Acoustic Cat August 25, 2022
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New Doofy

A better, more enlightened version of one's former self. Often used in the frame of Chuck Norris jokes and "Old Kanye - New Kanye" comparisons. New Doofy always has more money, class, style and wisdom than his former self.
New Doofy always has money in the banana stand. New Doofy sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
by Acoustic Cat August 25, 2022
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Shmoopi-Doopy

A Shmoopi-Doopy Is when you rub your poop on a living animal or human.
I smeared my poop on my Mom!.. oh well that was a good Shmoopi-Doopy.
by Toes migee September 16, 2022
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American Doody

When you're at the office, and choose to go the good ol' #2ski on the clock because the company should pay you more, so you make money while you poo.
Example:
John - "Hey Larry, doin' your American Doody, eh?"
Larry - "Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime. That's why I poop on company time."
by RoseColoredChaos November 14, 2022
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Peter Doocy Humiliates KJP

Two Jews tell the exact opposite lies about the same video. This is where lying Jew stereotype comes from.
Hym "Peter Doocy humiliates KJP? But wait... THAT Jew said that Peter Doocy humiliated HIMSELF? I mean, I watched the video and it looked like Peter asked about Kamala's ridiculous fucking accent and KJP avoided the question but I don't see how that humiliates KJP. And it's a valid question because, like, what the fuck is up with that accent? Either way, that isn't really humiliating for either of them and they both know that. Which means... They're lying. Why must the Jews lie about everything? They lied about talking to the creator of the universe (Which is the ultimate lie) and now they've been emboldened by how well it worked. Bad. Bad lying Jews."
by Hym Iam September 5, 2024
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Splooky Dooky

The wettest shit possible
Casper was ill for a week, and he said that he took the biggest Splooky Dooky ever
by ShangYu February 3, 2024
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