The ultimate way to break up with your partner. When having
sex with your partner, tell her that you are going to cum on your partners
face. Then stand up and have your partner go on their knees and right before you ejaculate on their
face you tell them to close their eyes and then you shit on their
face and in their mouth. After this process is done ejaculate on the their floor and walk out and
say the relationship is over by saying "Yeah...were done..."
NOTE: Make sure this is done at your partners house...you don't want to clean up jizz off the floor.
Friend- Jill! You smell like
shit!
Jill- yeah me and my
boyfriend had a rough night
Friend- What happened?
Jill- Lets just say i had to clean the floors.
Friend- Oh...let me guess he...
Jill- Yeah...were done...