dive bomb monkey plunge

Dive bomb monkey plunge is when a partner stands on the high end of the couch and jumps down onto the participating partner in pile drive position inserting cock.

I was so high up on the Dive Bomb Monkey Plunge I was lucky that I was able to hit the hole.

by MuddyBottoms May 09, 2022

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Skoba Diving

An Ill attempt at spelling the term "Scuba Diving" often typed/texted by dumb blondes who don't know how to smoke ciggarettes, let alone carry out the task of scuba diving.

Livy asked me to go skoba diving.. whatever the fuck that means...?

by Thatguywhosmellslikeapples July 15, 2011

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Scottish snorkel dive

When you go down on a girl with a tie clip on your nose and accidentally rip out parts of her uterus...

I gave the Mrs a Scottish snorkel dive last night and had to pick the remnants of her uterian wall off my tie clip afterwards

by Electric jacko October 05, 2019

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Dive-Scoop

To make a motion with one's arm, typically the right arm, that looks like scooping up a scoop of ice cream. Typically accompanied by a very corny expression to indicate sarcastic over enthusiasm.

To execute the perfect Dive-Scoop:
1. Make a loose fist, like holding an ice cream scooper

2. Bring it all the way down in an upside down "C" formation

3. Bring it back up, with a bent elbow

4. Deliver the withering corny 50's like smile (it should look a lot like the iconic "How about a nice cup of shut the f*ck up?" picture)

Sure, I'll take out the trash mom, even though it's my little brother's job and he never does it *dive-scoop*

Of course I want to eat dirt *dive-scoop*

Sure, go ahead and take my last piece of gum *dive scoop*

Having a grand old time! *dive scoop*

by Crimson_Belladona May 18, 2010

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