1. Being desingated/voted to be captain of a diving sports team
2. Inferring that, as captain of the diving team, one actually eats a lot of pussy, also known as muff diving
2. Inferring that, as captain of the diving team, one actually eats a lot of pussy, also known as muff diving
Grandma-- Look, its my favorite grandson, and what have you been up to in college?
You---Not much, things are going well, I am Captain of the diving team and I practice every nite.
Grandma--Congratulations, you were always such a good swimmer
You--laugh
You---Not much, things are going well, I am Captain of the diving team and I practice every nite.
Grandma--Congratulations, you were always such a good swimmer
You--laugh
by mangu43 January 21, 2006
Get the Captain of the diving Team mug.When someone puts a dip, or chewing tobacco, in there butthole, then a friend takes the dip out with their tounge and returns it into the other persons lip to be enjoyed.
Greg: Tyler, my but still stings from dip diving lastnight.
Tyler: That's to bad, tonight is my turn!
Greg: Okay!
Tyler: That's to bad, tonight is my turn!
Greg: Okay!
by G-lane October 7, 2008
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Get the dumpster diving mug.1) breaking and entering with intent to steal for people who cannot do it
2) where your stolen goods came from should a cop ask
2) where your stolen goods came from should a cop ask
Nice Computer/ ferrari/ nasa space rocket, where'd ya get it? Someone stole one last week from the computer store/ferrari showroom/ rocket luanch.
dumpster diving!
dumpster diving!
by Gumba Gumba May 23, 2004
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Girl (while in purse): I am DUCK DIVING, I can't find my lipstick.
Girl (while in purse): I am DUCK DIVING, I can't find my lipstick.
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