dependent verification audit

A hypocritical corporate phishing /data mining scheme, that demands an employee surrender personally identifiable information to third parties, while at the same time demanding security for the companies own proprietary data. It is sold as product to corporations by data mining companies as a way save money, at the expensive of causing disgruntled employees through potential identity fraud.

Damn, I just got nasty-gram from a dependent verification audit firm demanding my families information. Fucking hypocrites, I would feel safer shopping at Target.

by Northern Europian thug May 12, 2014

Defentally

This is how a retard spells definitely.

I defentally should go back to school to take English class because I'm a failure.

by Willow Killmeister November 26, 2014

Defenestration

The act of throwing someone out of a window

Death by defenestration has a venerable histort

by Lyric Avery May 21, 2015

Defense mother

A mother with using excessive force as defense for a child

That defense mother shot that guy for molesting their child

by Dove of love June 30, 2016

Dependlit

Children of military members that constantly act up in public and especially on base.

I was enjoying my time at the Navy Exchange, untill a dependlit started crying for a new toy.

by reecespieces18 September 13, 2016

dependless

One who is working hard being independent. Aspiration to a independent way of life.

Freedom from the controling, influences, supporting, aids and rules of others.

He is dependless. Dependless are the new rich, they are doing fine. Be like dependless

by Dependless November 24, 2016

Defensive Boner

The tightening of the urethral sphincter to prevent the flow of urine. Increased blood flow to the penis constricts the urethra so you don't piss yourself in your sleep.

Sarge: "Holster that weapon private!"

Pvt P.P: "It's a defensive boner sir! I really have to pee!"

by IamRob April 19, 2018