god damit dave i accidentally nuked the house 

god damit dave i accidentally nuked the house

god damit dave i accidentally nuked the house

god damit dave i accidentally nuked the house by YA YA YA POTATo March 25, 2021

craig n dave

the greatest men ever. computer science teachers. very hot. queercoded.

“bro craig n dave saved my gcse now i can work my favourite 9-5 job”
“awesome bro that shit bussin asf on god”

craig n dave by bakaburger April 28, 2021

doing dave grohl 

If you drum for lots of bands, you are said to be doing Dave Grohl.

"I'm so tired. Doing Dave Grohl is going to kill me."

doing dave grohl by Gluey April 22, 2006

The Dave's

When you have to take a massive, wet shit.

I went to lunch, had some BBQ and had to stop at the gas station to take a massive Dave!

I really hate when I get the Dave's!

The Dave's by TunerLou December 7, 2011

Pulling a Dave 

To fail miserably at the hands of a younger sibling.

Having not bested his little brother since Obama was president, UCF was really pulling a Dave.

Pulling a Dave by Better Brother June 5, 2018

Stray Dave 

A stubborn turd that remains floating in the bowl after the flush.
Has the same bouyancy as a piece of cork or polystyrene.
Usually found at work or in public toilets

ahh gawd! Who's left a Stray Dave in trap 1?

Stray Dave by Simon December 5, 2003

dirty dave 

When a girl comes over to your house, is a cock tease, and passes out in your bed. You jack off cum on her face, bring in your roommate to laugh and fall asleep next to her. She wakes up the next morning and gets a ride home from you. The following day at work you quit from embarrassment.

I quit my job today.

Why?

I dirty daved this girl at work.

dirty dave by Sean Mcdaniel August 30, 2006