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Lumpy custard

Something or somebody that's difficult, problematic or troublesome.
My elderly mother can be lumpy custard.
by Paulsteven August 10, 2016
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kilt custard

the left over custard after you have a weggie in a kilt
Scottish person:Love I need me kilt cleaned!
Wife:Why?
Scottish person:I got kilt custard on it.
by Shmidey June 18, 2016
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Strawberry Custard

Screwing a girl that's on her period and making her suck you off until you cum.
My girl was on her period but she's cool with the strawberry custard.
by Bbq man June 16, 2016
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luxury custard

How would you like some of my luxury custard?
by G-Star December 24, 2016
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thrust custard

Jizz - spew - load - sperm
She made a weird face when I blasted her with thrust custard
by Bic Shavesman June 1, 2017
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keen custard

When she took her clothes off, my keen custard came out.
by datwidowasstho August 17, 2017
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Creaming Custard

To slow-churn semen/ejaculate into ice cream.
A: "Hey B., are you creaming custard"

B: "I told you, I was drunk and that was a mistake."

A: "I thought you said it made for nice shakes?"
by CustardBoose February 24, 2018
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